Remember when Kate Middleton and Prince William sat for Mario Testino in their first official portrait? Middleton wore a lovely cream Reiss dress that sold out in no seconds flat and everyone thought they looked comely and happy and the world felt whole for a fleeting second? Cool; now imagine it with a baby. More
Topic: Duchess of Cambridge
Isn’t it a bit off that one of the most popular, beloved women in the world right now is always seen, never heard, in public? More
Kate Middleton didn’t spend yesterday like a lot of people (wearing those obnoxious green martian antennae and screaming through their vomit in public to the disgust and ire of rational humans everywhere). More
I can only assume that Grape was donning a similarly polished outfit, probably minus the boots, as those would be rather uncomfortable for Middleton’s uterus, and that Joan Rivers will soon find a way to put it on a “Worst Dressed” list. More
I recently went out with somebody who, upon my discussion of writing about Kate Middleton‘s pregnancy, asked, “Who is Kate Middleton?”
My head snapped towards him and gave him a look. “Who? Who is Kate Middleton? Meaning you have no idea?”
How is that possible?, I wondered, until I realized that it was kind of crazy how pervasive Middleton feels in my and anybody else’s mind who follows the media whatsoever. But does that mean she’s powerful? More
The UK tabloids have finally gone and done it–they’ve caught the Duchess of Cambridge with a baby in her. Yes, Kate Middleton was spotted shopping this past week and she is, indeed, visibly pregnant. More
“I would try to imagine what my face would look like with a nose like Kate’s, because I’ve always hated my own…” More
As you know, Kate Middleton is afflicted with an extremely rare condition known as Pregnancy Being A Waking Fucking Nightmare (no, seriously, it’s essentially nine months of dry heaving). Luckily, every single Kate Middleton development must be exhaustively covered by blogs like this one, and today we have a (somewhat) interesting development in the saga of the royal womb. More
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This time, the rumor mill has been set in motion by a childhood friend, as opposed to an “unnamed source.” But this childhood friend kind of sounds like an asshole. More
The dress is actually kind of… ugly. More
Well, this is crossing a line. More
The world shouldn’t be just about Kate Middleton and her breasts. So in case you can’t figure out what else you can talk about by the water cooler today or at dinner tonight with your friends, here are a few suggestions. More
Look at her hair! It’s so bouncy and full; it practically looks Photoshopped. More