I may be in the minority on this one, but I think that Charlene Wittstock is a bajillion times cooler than Kate Middleton. Kate always seems a little frigid and uncomfortable as a princess in waiting, while Charlene seems to … More
Topic: Duke and Duchess of Cambridge
Oh Canada – you are feverishly preparing for the most eagerly anticipated sightseeing trip of the year. In exactly one day, William and Kate, aka the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, will arrive in (according to the Government of Canada’s very formal and complete itinerary) the National Capital Region.
We know a lot about the royal couple, but do they know much about you, Canada? I will speak to you as though you are a person, Canada. I expect you have prepared big, fat, boring briefing books for the royal couple, and that isn’t fair, because those statistics are overwhelming. Keep it simple – make each city on the tour “come alive” in three simple phrases.
I will help you. More
We just stumbled across this weird cartoon of Pippa Middleton being coerced into giving out details about her sister’s honeymoon. More