Look, frozen yogurt isn’t that great, okay? I’m not saying it’s awful, but it is not a food that deserves to be accompanied by a chorus of feminine squeals every time it is mentioned.
And The New York Observer is backing me up on this. There’s a piece about the rise of frozen yogurt and how it is – as I have always secretly felt – really, really overrated. When I saw this I breathed a sigh of relief, took a gander at the writer’s name (Kim Velsey) and I murmured “you and me, Kim. We are in this thing together.”
I think I meant, “a life defined by not being like other girls, insofar as we have no desire to hang out at Pinkberry eating a substance seemingly defecated out of a machine. Insofar as we do not really want to eat robot poop with cookie dough bits mixed in, basically.” More
As you may have heard, we’re having a bit of inclement weather on the east coast right now. And you know what that means: lots and lots of ill thought out quotes from celebrities and civilians alike! Let’s take a look at some of Sandy’s Internet buzz thus far. Specifically: the super smart stuff. More
This man cheated on his girlfriend, and she left him. He responded to this by parading through the streets wearing a sandwich board that proclaimed: ‘I cheated on my girlfriend. I am humiliating myself to show I am sorry. I love her so much. I will do anything to get her back. I am so sorry.’”
Let’s think about this for a second. I could take back a man who had been unfaithful to me. I couldn’t take back a man who expressed his infidelity via a sandwich board. Here’s why: More
You should probably read this unless you want to die alone. More