Topic: dumb

I’m Sick Of Your Dumb Frozen Yogurt Obsession

I'm Sick Of Your Dumb Frozen Yogurt Obsession

Look, frozen yogurt isn’t that great, okay? I’m not saying it’s awful, but it is not a food that deserves to be accompanied by a chorus of feminine squeals every time it is mentioned.

And The New York Observer is backing me up on this. There’s a piece about the rise of frozen yogurt and how it is – as I have always secretly felt – really, really overrated. When I saw this I breathed a sigh of relief, took a gander at the writer’s name (Kim Velsey) and I murmured “you and me, Kim. We are in this thing together.”

I think I meant, “a life defined by not being like other girls, insofar as we have no desire to hang out at Pinkberry eating a substance seemingly defecated out of a machine. Insofar as we do not really want to eat robot poop with cookie dough bits mixed in, basically.” More »

Poll: Would You Take This Cheater Back?

Poll: Would You Take This Cheater Back?

This man cheated on his girlfriend, and she left him. He responded to this by parading through the streets wearing a sandwich board that proclaimed: ‘I cheated on my girlfriend. I am humiliating myself to show I am sorry. I love her so much. I will do anything to get her back. I am so sorry.’”

Let’s think about this for a second. I could take back a man who had been unfaithful to me. I couldn’t take back a man who expressed his infidelity via a sandwich board. Here’s why: More »