- 2 years ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Topic: earthquakes
Today will live in infamy as the day we survived a terrifying, soul shattering, coffee cup rattling earthquake. I hope it was as exciting for you as it was for me. What’s that? It wasn’t exciting at all? I’m sorry for you. Here are some sexy suggestions for next time. More
- 2 years ago by Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff
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Just now, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff survived (a totally gentle, almost imperceptible aftershock of) A TERRIFYING EARTHQUAKE. Once Jennifer’s breathing returned to normal, she and Ashley had a quick post-mortem about this not remotely devastating event. More
- 4 years ago by Jennifer Wright
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No, for serious. At least according to Iranian Cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi (fun fact: he’s Tehran’s acting prayer leader) when you wear revealing clothing you’re not only asking people to rape you, you are also causing massive earthquakes. Because: Many … More
