Topic: Easter

Gallery: How Did Courtney Stodden Spend Her Easter Weekend?

Gallery: How Did Courtney Stodden Spend Her Easter Weekend?

If you guessed “wearing a modest blouse and pants while speaking in non-alliterative sentences,” you are sorely mistaken. Courtney Stodden threw down Courtney style, son, which means she wore her stripper shoes and a seasonal bikini and tweeted alternately about her vagina and Jesus while sashaying through the woods. And now that she’s actively promoting a vegetarian diet with her cosplay, I can totally get behind these somewhat inappropriate photos of a 17-year-old (albeit a very mature and verbal one) in only her underwear. Just kidding, I’ve been on board since I found out she was a fellow book lover. Happy day after Easter to all you bunny-lady-loving goyim out there. More »

Here’s What 100 Calories Of Easter Candy Looks Like

Hereâs What 100 Calories Of Easter Candy Looks Like

When I was a kid, Easter was a big deal. Not only did it mean winter had finally subsided, but it also meant (for the kids, anyway) festive trappings that I loved. Colored eggs! Baskets full of plastic shreddings that get stuck in the carpet! And, of course, the hat-trick of killer Easter candy: Peeps, jelly beans, and the Cadbury Creme Egg. Oh, that Cadbury Creme Egg.

While we’re not huge on calorie-counting around these parts, we do like to help you (and ourselves) eyeball out what a smart portion looks like. And, conventionally, that’s around 100 calories. Just enough to be delicious, but no so much that you’ll feel like Augustus Gloop.

So without further ado, here’s what 100 calories of your favorite (or, at least, my favorite) Easter candy looks like. More »