What would you eat if you could eat whatever you wanted for a day? More
A lady – who wants you to know her man-friend does not have a small package – is slipping a donut around his penis and eating it off, all for Cosmopolitan. More
Basically, everyone loves lasagna and bacon cheeseburgers. Thank God there are some things we can come together on. Other than that, this elaborate breakdown from Hunch shows how members of different political parties view food. Read it, it’s fascinating, and reminds you how important pepperoni pizza is TO AMERICA. More
I don’t typically think of myself as a terrible person.
Nor do I think of myself as someone who is really against human vanity and hates it when people try to lose weight. Obviously, I’ve done stupid diets myself. But when I read blogs where women chronicle everything they ate that day, I root for them to just give in and eat say, an entire cheesecake. Hell, three entire cheesecakes. More
People are in a tizzy over the upcoming book targeted at 6 year olds, Maggie Goes on A Diet. Sure, maybe that’s “completely insane” but how else will kids be ready for topless photos in 4 years? Or lingerie right now? That aside, we’ve been learning how food will get you killed from children’s books since infancy. Here is what we’ve learned. More
Look, at some point, everyone is on a diet. Okay, not everyone, but lots of people. We’ve been on diets. And it’s annoying to have someone make delicious cinnabons for the office and not be able to eat them. It’s irritating. We get it. We’ve been there. But sending out notes like this one just makes it seem like you don’t understand that you’re still going to die.
Apparently Brits devote only 39 minutes a day to eating. THIS IS INSANE. More
Hello. My name is Matilda and I’m a size six. You see me every day. You see me eat carrots and apples and bananas. Liver pâté on rye with cucumber. I can drink a beer with you. But do you … More
Eating in bed may be for the more adventurous person, and probably not someone who is germaphobic or cringes at the thoguth of crumbs in their bed, but we think you should try it at least once in your life. … More
Look, I love cupcakes. And all kinds of junk food, really. But I’m always somewhat perplexed when advertisers or fashion editors want to group them together – which seems to happen all the time lately. I find I always roll my eyes a little and think “come on, incredibly spray tanned Besame model. We all know you are not going to eat that cupcake.” And they’re not. It’s not that models are eating the cupcakes in some attempt to be a down to earth normal girl. They’re always just holding them out, beckoning, or staring at them. I feel like editorials are setting us up to see sweets as the last temptation to which people can give into. In these editorials and advertisements, they seem showcased as almost more desirable than the fashion or the products. Kind of weird? Little bit? More
You don’t mind if I just take TheGloss and turn it into my personal food diary for a minute, do you? No? I mean, my grandparent’s friends already think that since I work on the internet I run a blog where I list everything I ate that day, just like their 14 year old granddaughter. So, I figure I’m just giving into a natural impulse, here.
So, since you’re cool with it: I stress eat, how about you?
I think it’s safe to say that most of us, by this point, find the requisite “I love to eat all the bacon and all the cheese and are you going to finish those fries?” comments from actresses in magazine interviews more than a little irritating. We know that they’re not indicative of anything near the truth: every woman in Hollywood cannot be blessed with the ability to consume thousands of calories a day and remain rail thin. It’s just not statistically possible. More
If so, if your significant other a gerbil? Or a woodland creature you’re attempting to tame using popcorn and enduring love? You can’t do it, Cameron. A-Rod only wants to run free in the forest. Not all the popcorn in the world can snare him. More