Topic: eating

This Valentine’s Day, I Will Literally Devour A Heart

This Valentine's Day, I Will Literally Devour A Heart

Love always stirs up the extremes – we romanticize the creation of life out of love; couples die together or watch each other die or elaborately fake their deaths and then die for real in our most romantic stories. Conversely, fairy tales, the first love stories we learned thanks to Disney, were originally pretty gruesome and gory. (I’m just saying, there’s a lot of people baked in pies.) What I’m getting at is this: why are literal hearts not a Valentine’s Day delicacy? More »

I Root For Diet Bloggers To Fail

I Root For Diet Bloggers To Fail

I don’t typically think of myself as a terrible person.

Nor do I think of myself as someone who is really against human vanity and hates it when people try to lose weight. Obviously, I’ve done stupid diets myself. But when I read blogs where women chronicle everything they ate that day, I root for them to just give in and eat say, an entire cheesecake. Hell, three entire cheesecakes. More »

You Say Potato, I Say “Why Are You So Afraid Of Death?”

You Say Potato, I Say "Why Are You So Afraid Of Death?"

Look, at some point, everyone is on a diet. Okay, not everyone, but lots of people. We’ve been on diets. And it’s annoying to have someone make delicious cinnabons for the office and not be able to eat them. It’s irritating. We get it. We’ve been there. But sending out notes like this one just makes it seem like you don’t understand that you’re still going to die.

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