Love always stirs up the extremes – we romanticize the creation of life out of love; couples die together or watch each other die or elaborately fake their deaths and then die for real in our most romantic stories. Conversely, fairy tales, the first love stories we learned thanks to Disney, were originally pretty gruesome and gory. (I’m just saying, there’s a lot of people baked in pies.) What I’m getting at is this: why are literal hearts not a Valentine’s Day delicacy? More
It’s pretty condescending of Jennifer Lopez to look down her nose at something that most of her fans have probably done. More
In case you forgot that the whole universe is really, really concerned with what you choose to do with your own female body, now scientists are creating a bra that tells you to stop overeating. Really. More
To help you pretend that you are best friends with models this Thanksgiving, here are a bunch of pictures of models eating so you can pretend they are at your Thanksgiving party. More
Think you know about your own sex life? Ha! Your salad toppings reveal infinitely more than your actual thoughts. Which says your a sociopath? Which says you like anal? Find out! More
Just chocolate? Look, when I’m on my period, I want all the food. More
What would you eat if you could eat whatever you wanted for a day? More
A lady – who wants you to know her man-friend does not have a small package – is slipping a donut around his penis and eating it off, all for Cosmopolitan. More
Basically, everyone loves lasagna and bacon cheeseburgers. Thank God there are some things we can come together on. Other than that, this elaborate breakdown from Hunch shows how members of different political parties view food. Read it, it’s fascinating, and reminds you how important pepperoni pizza is TO AMERICA. More
I don’t typically think of myself as a terrible person.
Nor do I think of myself as someone who is really against human vanity and hates it when people try to lose weight. Obviously, I’ve done stupid diets myself. But when I read blogs where women chronicle everything they ate that day, I root for them to just give in and eat say, an entire cheesecake. Hell, three entire cheesecakes. More
People are in a tizzy over the upcoming book targeted at 6 year olds, Maggie Goes on A Diet. Sure, maybe that’s “completely insane” but how else will kids be ready for topless photos in 4 years? Or lingerie right now? That aside, we’ve been learning how food will get you killed from children’s books since infancy. Here is what we’ve learned. More
Look, at some point, everyone is on a diet. Okay, not everyone, but lots of people. We’ve been on diets. And it’s annoying to have someone make delicious cinnabons for the office and not be able to eat them. It’s irritating. We get it. We’ve been there. But sending out notes like this one just makes it seem like you don’t understand that you’re still going to die.
Apparently Brits devote only 39 minutes a day to eating. THIS IS INSANE. More
Hello. My name is Matilda and I’m a size six. You see me every day. You see me eat carrots and apples and bananas. Liver pâté on rye with cucumber. I can drink a beer with you. But do you … More