A long, long time ago, the house of Ed Hardy flourished. A-List celebrities like Tara Reid, Jessica Simpson‘s dad and some members of the Pussycat Dolls adored the house’s wares and were photographed by many paparazzi in sparkling, tattoo-inspired trucker hats. That time has passed. More
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Former Penthouse pet and face of Ed Hardy (!) Simone Farrow was apprehended in Australia this week. According to Australian authorities, Farrow “used 19 different aliases to ship methamphetamine around the world by FedEx and even the postal service.” It gets better! More
Founder and designer of the much-maligned Ed Hardy label, Christian Audigier, has put a few of his California properties on the market recently. The following is a tour of his hacienda in Topanga, which is not a made-up name for Corey’s girlfriend on Boy Meets World and as a native Californian, this is blowing my mind. Anyway, the asking price is $7.65 million and comes with all the steer skulls and fur throes you could ever dream of having. Anyway, we’re sure somewhere Jon Gosselin and Tara Reid are saving pennies for their dream home/sitcom premise, but until then, let’s just take a look and appreciate all the bad taste on display. I’ll be the pushy real estate agent, you be the sucker. Let’s do this, baby. More
Lots of ladies have different opinions on what makes a man well dressed. Jennifer and Ashley try to decipher which of these looks are best, and what they can possibly agree on. Spoiler: the answer is “tie bars are fun.” More
I know what you want. You want a nice pair of sweatpants to wrap around your midsection, hold you tight with their elastic band, make you feel real safe. A pair like these. These got what you want. These got what you need. Don’t hate them just because they’re so outrageously ugly. Or do. Whatever you feel like. More
It seems like every few weeks I see another reality television D-Lister or fratty D-bag in Ed Hardy merchandise. Every time I am absolutely shocked that the brand hasn’t snail-slimed into obscurity like its douchewear ancestor, Von Dutch. Instead, it has become a critical part More
Just because New York is a fashion capital doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of jackasses with terrible taste stalking the streets. Like the super skeezy bro I just passed on my lunch break, wearing this shirt under a glittery Ed Hardy denim jacket. Maybe I’m lame and this shirt is actually very funny, but I was shocked that a grown-up would wear such a thing outside of a More
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He was just a simple tattoo artist before Christian Audigier had to go and ruin it for everybody. [Via The Los Angeles Times]
“My number one thing is bad shoes. I won’t mention the brand, but I still see guys wearing square-toed shoes” – John Varvatos Please, John Varvatos, please let the brand be Ed Hardy.
Ed Hardy, the tiger/dragon/heart/nonsense-loving, douchebag-dressing designer has now made it easier for his followers to stay so fresh and so clean, by wiping the ‘baggery off their digits before shaking hands with people who might not want it to rub … More
Now, before we judge, remember that JWoww’s clothing line wasn’t really as awful as we all expected it to be. The Situation is planning to work with the casual clothing line DILLIGAF. What does DILLIGAF stand for? “Does it look … More
When you think about it, if we lived in a world without a brand like Ed Hardy, we’d probably have to invent it. Because there’s no other way to instantly know who all the assclowns are. – Buzzfeed