Topic: election 2012

Don’t You Want To Know What Joe Biden Buys At Costco?

You do, because every single thing Vice President Joe Biden bought when he attended the opening of a new Costco in the Washington D.C. area was either patriotic or adorable. More »

What Is Mitt Romney Thinking In This Picture?

I think, as we gaze at this last picture of Mitt Romney taken outside a gas station, it’s time to say our goodbyes. Goodbye, Mitt Romney. Goodbye. It is also a time to speculate upon things he might be thinking. For instance: More »

Barbara Bush Would Really Like Everyone To Get Over The Election

Well, I guess we can slowly let the name Mitt Romney fade from all our minds now. Barbara Bush has said it can be so!
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Why Did Karl Lagerfeld Sketch Obama In This Bizarre Way?

Okay, this happened. Karl Lagerfeld made this picture for the German newspaper Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung. Are you ready for it? Click through. Brace yourself. More »

Bullish Life: When Men Are Too Emotional To Have A Rational Argument

Women’s emotions are “emotions,” men’s emotions are “how people talk.” More »

Retro Snap: This Is The Best Picture Of An Ex-President Ever

Click through, because this is the best picture ever. Ever. In this history of pictures of ex-presidents. More »

Peter Brant II, Entitled Little Shit, Responds To Obama’s Win By Joking About Assassinating Him

I am not normally one for exercises of state power. However, I feel it might be warranted for the FBI to bust down the door to this kid’s mansion and teach him a valuable lesson in manners. More »

Claire McCaskill’s Chloe Sevigny-ish Daughter Is The Breakout Fashion Star Of Election 2012

Ann who? Michelle what? It’s all about Maddie McCaskill now. (Or Lily McCaskill. No one has quite figured out who’s who.) More »

How Hot Is Mitt Romney’s Hot Son, Craig Romney?

This morning, Deputy Editor Ashley Cardiff noticed that Mitt Romney’s hot son, Craig Romney, was distractingly handsome. I immediately felt sad, because probably, once I marry him, it is going to be awkward the way I did not vote for his dad. If all the Mitt Romney/liberal posts on the site disappear one day and are replaced by Ronald Reagan swimsuit photos, that’s what happened. I’m dating Craig Romney. More »

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Ann Romney Wore Fire Engine Red To Accept Defeat

We find fire engine red to be a very curious color for one’s acceptance of defeat. More »

Michelle Obama Celebrates Four More Years In Style, Sasha & Malia Look Great Too

Last night, Barack Obama won reelection as President of the United States, probably because you didn’t pray hard enough. Predictably, Michelle Obama ushered in his victory in style. More »

Obama Won! Look At Sarah Palin’s New Hair!

Sarah Palin’s hair is sad that Barack Obama won. More »

Who Is Heidi Montag Voting For?

I feel like it’s really important to see who the experts are siding with, and to ask the important questions that help us all form our political opinions. So – who is Heidi Montag voting for? More »

What Is The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, And What Are Its Strengths And Weaknesses?

So I’m not voting for Barack Obama. I’ll tell you more about that decision in a few days, after the election hysteria has died down and people are less likely to scream at me. That said, it’s not like he hasn’t done a single thing I agree with during his tenure as president. Hence, in the interest of being nice to my Democrat friends (with whom I share many ideals) on a day that’s important to them, I’m going to talk about one of them, and that’s the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. (Warning: I am also going to critique its shortcomings.) More »

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