Topic: election

7 Things To Do After You Vote

7 Things To Do After You Vote

If you so choose to vote, whether it’s for Obama, Romney (please don’t) or any other candidate, you will probably breathe a sigh filled with a combination of anxiety and relief. The tension will come with fears of the election not going your way; the relief will be a result of knowing that instead of approximately eight million political TV campaigns, Internet ads and lawn signs, we can all go back to Sham-Wow infomercials and porn pop-ups. Finally. More »

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Barack Obama. Mitt Romney. …Ron Paul?

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Barack Obama. Mitt Romney. ...Ron Paul?

Guys! Stop wasting time on the internet–go vote! Go be a citizen! Exercise your rights! Then come back and read this extremely probing and serious political discussion in which editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff parse the benefits of Fucking, Marrying, or Killing the following politicians: Barack Obama, Mitt Romney and… Ron Paul, for lack of a better choice (after all, he’s always going to be there). Ahead, we consider the consequences of the media’s liberal bias and potentially commit treason. Free speech is awesome! More »

‘Lena Dunham Is The Devil’ And Other Conservative Responses To Her Ad

'Lena Dunham Is The Devil' And Other Conservative Responses To Her Ad

So, Lena Dunham made an ad suggesting that your “first time” should be with someone who “who cares whether you get health insurance, and specifically whether you get birth control.” It’s funny because “first time” applies to voting, not sex! Quite honestly, what I got out of it was that your first time sleeping with someone should be with someone who cares about you, ditto, your first time voting. I’m not that offended by that. But other people are! Check out some Republican responses to it here: More »