Topic: Elections

Rand Paul Tries To Neg Ashley Judd Out Of Running For Office

Rand Paul Tries To Neg Ashley Judd Out Of Running For Office

Rand Paul (R-KY) seems poised to become the fastest rising jerk in the US Senate. He hates the Violence Against Women Act, birthright citizenship, gun control, and a woman’s right to choose. Hence, it stands to reason that when actress/political activist Ashley Judd started talking about running (possibly against him) for senate in Kentucky, he hit her with a backhanded compliment so subtly bitchy it could have been crafted by Mystery himself. (Either him, or the Dowager Countess of Grantham.) More »

Poll: Would You Vote For George Clooney?

Poll: Would You Vote For George Clooney?

George Clooney is getting ready to play a presidential candidate in the upcoming film The Ides of March. It’s loosely based on Howard Dean’s campaign. Is Clooney ready to play a fictional politician? Hell yes. Last week he met with Obama to talk about the problems in Sudan, and he’s a UN Messenger of Peace and a Summit Peace Prize Award winner. Come to think of it, if he were to run for a real political office, would you vote for him? More »

Party Favors: People Get Hornier After Elections

Party Favors: People Get Hornier After Elections

Women with long arms are more attractive than women with long legs. Good thing it’s pants and tights weather. I’m covering those legs up! – Huffington Post

People view more porn if their candidate wins an election. Ew. – Asylum

The Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project is calling for more genital awareness. In other news, there is a Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project. – The Sheaf

Celebrities like PDA. Here are the eight celeb couples who do it the most. – The Frisky More »