Topic: Elections

Hillary Clinton Dieting In Preparation For 2016 Presidential Run, Say People Who Know Nothing About Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton Dieting In Preparation For 2016 Presidential Run, Say People Who Know Nothing About Hillary Clinton

Of all the qualifications Hillary Clinton thinks she must fulfill in order to run for president of the United States of America, “a svelte figure” is almost definitely not one of them. But that hasn’t stopped a bunch of fools from wildly speculating that she’s dieting to get in “fighting shape” for a potential 2016 presidential run. More »

Rand Paul Tries To Neg Ashley Judd Out Of Running For Office

Rand Paul Tries To Neg Ashley Judd Out Of Running For Office

Rand Paul (R-KY) seems poised to become the fastest rising jerk in the US Senate. He hates the Violence Against Women Act, birthright citizenship, gun control, and a woman’s right to choose. Hence, it stands to reason that when actress/political activist Ashley Judd started talking about running (possibly against him) for senate in Kentucky, he hit her with a backhanded compliment so subtly bitchy it could have been crafted by Mystery himself. (Either him, or the Dowager Countess of Grantham.) More »

Poll: Would You Vote For George Clooney?

Poll: Would You Vote For George Clooney?

George Clooney is getting ready to play a presidential candidate in the upcoming film The Ides of March. It’s loosely based on Howard Dean’s campaign. Is Clooney ready to play a fictional politician? Hell yes. Last week he met with Obama to talk about the problems in Sudan, and he’s a UN Messenger of Peace and a Summit Peace Prize Award winner. Come to think of it, if he were to run for a real political office, would you vote for him? More »

Party Favors: People Get Hornier After Elections

Party Favors: People Get Hornier After Elections

Women with long arms are more attractive than women with long legs. Good thing it’s pants and tights weather. I’m covering those legs up! – Huffington Post

People view more porn if their candidate wins an election. Ew. – Asylum

The Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project is calling for more genital awareness. In other news, there is a Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project. – The Sheaf

Celebrities like PDA. Here are the eight celeb couples who do it the most. – The Frisky More »