Of all the qualifications Hillary Clinton thinks she must fulfill in order to run for president of the United States of America, “a svelte figure” is almost definitely not one of them. But that hasn’t stopped a bunch of fools from wildly speculating that she’s dieting to get in “fighting shape” for a potential 2016 presidential run. More
Rand PaulÂ (R-KY) seems poised to become the fastest rising jerk in the US Senate. He hates the Violence Against Women Act, birthright citizenship, gun control, and a woman’s right to choose. Hence, it stands to reason that when actress/political activist Ashley Judd started talking about running (possibly against him) for senate in Kentucky, he hit her with a backhanded compliment so subtly bitchy it could have been crafted by Mystery himself. (Either him, or the Dowager Countess of Grantham.) More
It’s totally all okay, you guys. State Rep. Roger Rivard didn’t really mean it when he said that some girls are easy to rape! Here is his insane justification for his statement! More
George Clooney is getting ready to play a presidential candidate in the upcoming film The Ides of March. It’s loosely based on Howard Dean’s campaign. Is Clooney ready to play a fictional politician? Hell yes. Last week he met with Obama to talk about the problems in Sudan, and he’s a UN Messenger of Peace and a Summit Peace Prize Award winner. Come to think of it, if he were to run for a real political office, would you vote for him? More
Women with long arms are more attractive than women with long legs. Good thing it’s pants and tights weather. I’m covering those legs up! – Huffington Post
People view more porn if their candidate wins an election. Ew. – Asylum
The Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project is calling for more genital awareness. In other news, there is a Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project. – The Sheaf
Well, that’s one way to get people to embrace their civic duty.