Topic: Elizabeth Richard
Our esteemed founding editor Lilit is moving on to edit our sister site, Crushable, beginning February 28th. So. Will you be able to anticipate a new era of constant dick jokes and Star Wars allusions at TheGloss? Sort of! Here’s what it means … More
The Misanthropologist is on the move today, rolling up my sleeves and going into the field. Last week, I asked if such a thing as “Slut Face” existed or if you’d ever encountered that “blank but direct” expression. Since then, I’ve been collecting examples/drunk. These are they. Please note: as a female of the species More
This week’s Misanthropologist is all a product of my imagination because 1) I have a gallery prepared for you and 2) look, galleries take a lot of time and energy, and sitting upright is kind of a hassle when there’s all this decaying Halloween candy I found on dashboards of unlocked cars parked outside the Y (they go awesome with dumpster jello shots) (shut up). So I was thinking I should probably comment on this whole Christine O’Donnell brouhaha, only I have no clue what happened. These are the facts I know More
Welcome to the Stalker, Part II. Last week we met mild-mannered pizza boy, Dan, who delivered a pie to Alex, who then took a job at Dan’s place of work to be nearer to him. Sure, that’s a bold move … More
Every now and again, I am blessed to encounter a story so epic, unbelievable, and engrossingly weird, that 1) a single column won’t do it justice thus such a story shall have to be split in two, 2) it’s a … More
You’ve got parents. If you’ve got parents, chances are they have fucked. If they’re still married, it’s possible they currently fuck each other. If they’re divorced, they probably fuck other people, and with a kind of gleeful urgency that had … More
In the most recent Misanthropologist post, Elizabeth recounted the tale of a romantic endeavor gone terribly wrong. Yes, I do consider his feeble attempts to strut his stuff a “romantic endeavor.” I envisioned this all happening at Rick’s Café Américain. … More
Elizabeth Richard’s cautionary tale about aggressive strippers made me think on the current state of stripperdom. While I do not fear saying that, as a man, I am generally not turned on by strippers, I recognize and respect their place … More
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Today is the Empire Strikes Back’s 30th birthday! On that note, here is a story: We once knew this guy who was sleeping with a girl who refused to spend the night at his apartment. At first that was fine, … More
A few weeks ago I was walking through the Flatiron district of Manhattan. Since a good stretch of Fifth Avenue unravels through the Flat, there’s lots of spoiled girls that pack the Anthropologies and J. Crews during the weekday to … More
Oh the beejer. My rock and my redeemer. The vaunted validator of my feigned admission of affection for Rachel Maddow earlier at dinner. If I forsake thee beejer, may my right hand lose its cunning. I read with great interest, … More
The elderly have sex. Not only that, they have healthier, more open attitudes toward their own gratification. Keeping this secret on lockdown is that oppressive but strangely nebulous enemy “society,” which conditions us to believe that everything great about existing … More
After reading Elizabeth Richard’s eloquent disquisition on the unexpected staying power of the handjob, I felt inclined to offer, from a weinered perspective, an average-sized (but effective!) defense of the handjob. I’d like to first point out its storied history. … More