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In the most recent Misanthropologist post, Elizabeth recounted the tale of a romantic endeavor gone terribly wrong. Yes, I do consider his feeble attempts to strut his stuff a “romantic endeavor.” I envisioned this all happening at Rick’s Café Américain. … More
This is the story of a man with jaw-dropping disregard for romantic decorum. As always, the names have been changed. So: a few months ago, I had a good friend visiting New York from Prague, who happened to be a … More
One of the most traumatic sexual episodes I’ve ever heard about was endured by a buddy of mine a few years ago, in our senior year of college. We’ll call him Freddy. Freddy spent a lot of time at a … More
Elizabeth Richard’s cautionary tale about aggressive strippers made me think on the current state of stripperdom. While I do not fear saying that, as a man, I am generally not turned on by strippers, I recognize and respect their place … More
A little while ago, a friend of mine was sitting quietly at a bar reading philosophy or some shit, when an Avril Lavigne-looking blonde approached him and inquired about his book. “It’s [French name/lame shit here]” he said, and went … More
Today is the Empire Strikes Back’s 30th birthday! On that note, here is a story: We once knew this guy who was sleeping with a girl who refused to spend the night at his apartment. At first that was fine, … More
A few weeks ago I was walking through the Flatiron district of Manhattan. Since a good stretch of Fifth Avenue unravels through the Flat, there’s lots of spoiled girls that pack the Anthropologies and J. Crews during the weekday to … More
Oh the beejer. My rock and my redeemer. The vaunted validator of my feigned admission of affection for Rachel Maddow earlier at dinner. If I forsake thee beejer, may my right hand lose its cunning. I read with great interest, … More
The elderly have sex. Not only that, they have healthier, more open attitudes toward their own gratification. Keeping this secret on lockdown is that oppressive but strangely nebulous enemy “society,” which conditions us to believe that everything great about existing … More
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After reading Elizabeth Richard’s eloquent disquisition on the unexpected staying power of the handjob, I felt inclined to offer, from a weinered perspective, an average-sized (but effective!) defense of the handjob. I’d like to first point out its storied history. … More
The qualities that make for an excellent love interest are, of course, a matter of taste. Many of us pride ourselves on the romantic choices we make. Unfortunately for me, “white person dreadlocks” and “fan of the Eagles” are fitting … More
