Topic: Embarrassing Stories

Gallery: Charlize Theron Is A Sexy Mermaid In Vogue

Gallery: Charlize Theron Is A Sexy Mermaid In Vogue

As I reported on Saturday, Charlize Theron has landed the cover story of December’s issue of Vogue, and now the whole thing is available online. It’s mostly your typical fawning celebrity profile, which I realize might not be fair to say because it seems like Theron is a genuinely cool person (or is that just what they want me to think?), but come on: she and the writer made each other mix tapes. There is, however, one amusing quote in the piece, and it concerns an unfortunate run-in she had with a sexy date and some silicone cutlets. More »