Topic: Emma Watson

Victoria’s Secret Model Erin Heatherton & 20 Other Conventionally Beautiful Women Who Dared To Wear Glasses

Victoria's Secret Model Erin Heatherton & 20 Other Conventionally Beautiful Women Who Dared To Wear Glasses

Did you know that conventionally beautiful women occasionally suffer from poor eyesight? They might even wear glasses sometimes–in public, too, and not just in the shameful darkness of their basements. Victoria’s Secret angel Erin Heatherton had the audacity to wear hers out in Sydney last night.

Astonishingly, this is a news. story. Which is absurd for at least two two hundred reasons–not the least of which is glasses make people look hot. Both sexes. Are some people unaware of that?

Anyway, in the interest of reminding everyone that 1) hot people sometimes wear glasses and 2) glasses can even make them extra hot, here is a gallery of conventionally beautiful women brave enough to wear them. More »

Emma Watson Claims To Have Only Eight Pairs Of Shoes

Emma Watson Claims To Have Only Eight Pairs Of Shoes

Emma Watson is currently engaged in the difficult project of discussing consumerism without sounding like a wealthy, well dressed hypocrite as she promotes her latest project, The Bling Ring. Because there is nothing your BFF Emma Watson can’t do, she’s generally coming off very thoughtful and non-hypocritical! But she did arouse some suspicion that she was lying to seem more “down to earth” when she claimed to personally own fewer than ten pairs of shoes, like a peasant. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Emma Watson, Chloe Sevigny and Paris Hilton Premiere The Bling Ring In LA

Red Carpet Rundown: Emma Watson, Chloe Sevigny and Paris Hilton Premiere The Bling Ring In LA

The Bling Ring premiered in LA last night with a splashy Louis Vuitton (of course) and Vanity Fair-hosted red carpet.

The stars wore an impressively interesting assortment of looks–what else would we expect from rising style stars like Emma Watson, not to mention established fashion icons like Chloe Sevigny, Gwen Stefani and Sofia Coppola? Check out all the looks below.

And yes, Paris Hilton was there. What else is she doing these days? More »

Red Carpet Rundown: All Your Favorite Hollywood Stoners Folks Looked Cool At This Is The End Premiere

Red Carpet Rundown: All Your Favorite Hollywood Stoners Folks Looked Cool At This Is The End Premiere

You know what’s awesome? Movies with lots of awesome people it them. One of those upcoming movies is This Is The End, an apocalyptic summer comedy (best new genre, y/y?) starring James Franco, Jonah Hill, Emma Watson, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Mindy Kaling, Craig Robinson and more. And what’s even more awesome? Those people, plus more of our favorite stoners Hollywood performers with excellent senses of humor, all up on the red carpet looking snazzy and hanging out together.

Oh, and Wilmer Valderrama, but I think that was an accident, IDK. More »

Emma Watson Is A Glamorous, Grown Up Movie Star In W Magazine

Emma Watson Is A Glamorous, Grown Up Movie Star In W Magazine

Emma Watson is pretty much a best case scenario for someone transitioning from child to adult stardom. She seems incredibly nice and normal, she’s never gotten into trouble of any kind, and she’s been nabbing quality roles in smart but entertaining movies like The Perks of Being a Wallflower and The Bling Ring. And in the June issue of W Magazine, she continues her flawless transition to adulthood with the most gorgeous and womanly photos we’ve seen of her yet. More »

Be Shallow, Awful And Adorbs With Our Bling Ring Shopping Guide

Be Shallow, Awful And Adorbs With Our Bling Ring Shopping Guide

Hey, betches! Sofia Coppola‘s The Bling Ring premieres at Cannes today! The film, which stars Emma Watson as the Worst, is based on a true story about a group of shallow people who robbed rich and famous shallow people. Zeitgeisty!

Anyway, guess what that means? Horrible early/mid ’00s fashion is back! Did you miss whiskered jeans? Louis Vuitton Murakami bags? Purse dogs? Ever-present Frappuccinos? Unapologetic venality? Paris Hilton being marginally relevant?

Hopefully you didn’t. But let’s take a stroll down the worst kind of memory lane with our carefully considered Bling Ring-inspired shopping guide. More »

The Kids In The Bling Ring Stole Miranda Kerr’s Underwear Because Of Porno Culture, Class Resentment

The Kids In The Bling Ring Stole Miranda Kerr's Underwear Because Of Porno Culture, Class Resentment

Underwear thievery might seem like the kind of activity reserved for dirty old men and cartoon gnomes, but try telling that to the acquisitive teens whose activities formed the basis for book (and soon-to-be-released movie) The Bling Ring. As it turns out, these mostly female miscreants stole mad underwear. And not just any underwear: Miranda Kerr‘s underwear. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: The (Relatively) Best Dressed At The 2013 MTV Movie Awards

Red Carpet Rundown: The (Relatively) Best Dressed At The 2013 MTV Movie Awards

Last night, we liveblogged the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. This morning, we’re sifting through the many outrageous looks and trying to come up with ten that might reasonably be considered best. Granted, being on the best dressed list at an MTV awards show is kind of like being “one of the world’s biggest rodents.” You’re still at an MTV awards show.

…Uh. So! Here are our picks for the best dressed at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Liveblogging The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Red Carpet Rundown: Liveblogging The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Earlier today, we told a friend we couldn’t hang out later because we’d be covering the 2013 MTV Movie Awards ceremony. “MTV Movie Awards?” she said, flabbergasted. “That’s still a thing?” And so it is, friends. So it is.

And so, this evening, we’re liveblogging the MTV Movie Awards red carpet. We’ll be updating with our wisecracks as fast as we can keep up with the photo databases, so: check back, refresh often and laugh with us.

Welcome to the world’s only awards ceremony with worse fashion than the Grammys. More »