“9. Is my bank account ready for this? Not a chance in hell. I’m going to need a loan. How do I apply for a loan?” More
This is a way better use of Pinterest than how I use it to pin recipes I’ll never make. More
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have broken up!
Well, they didn’t break up exactly. They “ended their engagement,” but for anyone in the world who has ever done so–or “taken a break” or “needed space”–the outlook is not good. Which is really shocking because, usually, when people get engaged at 19, it results in a baby after exactly nine months, followed by decades of resentment and yawning emotional distance. Then maybe a divorce. More
In college, I considered myself to be a strong, independent, responsible woman. I was someone who, for the most part, had her shit together. I worked 25 hours a week at my part-time job, maintained a decent GPA, had all the house bills under my name, and lectured my friends on safe sex. More
“Professional rocker” Avril Lavigne and mom haircut haver Chad Kroeger are getting married so they can flagrantly abuse the heavy metal horns together forever. The “What the Hell” pop songstress and Nickelback dream ruiner are already doing the publicity rounds with a cover in their native land, featuring the gigantic engagement ring. Anyway, there are only so many funny things you can say about something that is fundamentally hilarious on its own… but that won’t stop Twitter from trying. Here are roughly 90% of the jokes possible. More
This morning hearts across the occult musical scene (is that a thing?) broke as news came out that Marilyn Manson was engaged. The lucky lady? Actress and “independent occult filmmaker” Seraphin Ward. Unfortunately, the engagement never actually happened. More
Justin Timberlake has been dating Jessica Biel for almost five years. And despite the longevity of their relationship, I have still not been able to convince myself that they are in a real relationship. But if a tweet from an art gallery owner in Wyoming can be believed (and really, why not?) the two got engaged at The Amangani, a luxury resort in Wyoming where they’re currently staying.
And it must be fate, because this (Justin’s first (and potentially fake) engagement) took place just as his former flame Britney Spears started on the winding road toward her third (potentially fake) marriage. More
Going on a wedding diet was always a bit embarrassing for me. And yet I did it. And I’m glad I did. I even thought that it had permanently changed my eating habits for the better. But somehow, at just over two months of being married (we’re almost at the Kardashian watermark, y’all), that is not actually what’s happening.
There is something about the looming deadline of a wedding that helped me to keep my eating habits in order. A month ago I was convinced that continuing on my diet would be a piece of cake. And now? A piece of cake? Why, I don’t mind if I do. Be right back.
Ladies, take heed. If you want to have photos of yourself frolicking with your fiance, try to get trick someone to do it for free, like Anne Hathaway did with her fiance Andrew Shulman this week.
Do you need engagement photos? No. Do you want them? …Maybe? More
Today, YourTango has an article about why it’s great to plan your wedding in six months just like Prince William and Kate Middleton. I’m going to tell you why it’s not. That reason is because you are not Kate Middleton. And the reason Kate is able to plan a wedding of huge scale in a mere six months is because she’s not planning it. More
Waity-Katie waits no more! Kate Middleton and Prince William have officially announced their engagement. So, he’s gone, now. Here are some replacements. They’re super hot. Well, most of them, anyway.
Would you enjoy any of these “cheap” dates? – Esquire
Are you up for taking this 31-Day Sex Challenge? It might just exhausting just thinking about it… – YourTango
If you’ve ever visited a porn site, the world could soon find out. – Gawker
Study confirms: he actually believes that he “didn’t do anything wrong.” – Lemondrop
If you’re trying to garner attention, follow this important rule: don’t walk like a New Yorker. – Your Tango
Were you “allowed” to have sex in your parents’ house? – College Candy
There’s a medical explanation for why you’re always finishing each other’s sentences. – The Frisky