Topic: Engagements

10 Things You Need To Know About The Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Breakup

10 Things You Need To Know About The Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Breakup

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have broken up!

Well, they didn’t break up exactly. They “ended their engagement,” but for anyone in the world who has ever done so–or “taken a break” or “needed space”–the outlook is not good. Which is really shocking because, usually, when people get engaged at 19, it results in a baby after exactly nine months, followed by decades of resentment and yawning emotional distance. Then maybe a divorce. More »

The Best Twitter Reactions To The Avril Lavigne Chad Kroeger Engagement

The Best Twitter Reactions To The Avril Lavigne Chad Kroeger Engagement

“Professional rocker” Avril Lavigne and mom haircut haver Chad Kroeger are getting married so they can flagrantly abuse the heavy metal horns together forever. The “What the Hell” pop songstress and Nickelback dream ruiner are already doing the publicity rounds with a cover in their native land, featuring the gigantic engagement ring. Anyway, there are only so many funny things you can say about something that is fundamentally hilarious on its own… but that won’t stop Twitter from trying. Here are roughly 90% of the jokes possible. More »

Justin Timberlake Maybe Proposed To Jessica Biel?

Justin Timberlake Maybe Proposed To Jessica Biel?

Justin Timberlake has been dating Jessica Biel for almost five years. And despite the longevity of their relationship, I have still not been able to convince myself that they are in a real relationship. But if a tweet from an art gallery owner in Wyoming can be believed (and really, why not?) the two got engaged at The Amangani, a luxury resort in Wyoming where they’re currently staying.

And it must be fate, because this (Justin’s first (and potentially fake) engagement) took place just as his former flame Britney Spears started on the winding road toward her third (potentially fake) marriage. More »

So How’s That Post-Wedding Diet Going?

So How's That Post-Wedding Diet Going?

Going on a wedding diet was always a bit embarrassing for me. And yet I did it. And I’m glad I did. I even thought that it had permanently changed my eating habits for the better. But somehow, at just over two months of being married (we’re almost at the Kardashian watermark, y’all), that is not actually what’s happening.

There is something about the looming deadline of a wedding that helped me to keep my eating habits in order. A month ago I was convinced that continuing on my diet would be a piece of cake. And now? A piece of cake? Why, I don’t mind if I do. Be right back.
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Party Favors: There’s A Medical Reason Why You Feel So Connected to Your Partner

Party Favors: There's A Medical Reason Why You Feel So Connected to Your Partner

Study confirms: he actually believes that he “didn’t do anything wrong.” – Lemondrop

If you’re trying to garner attention, follow this important rule: don’t walk like a New Yorker. – Your Tango

Were you “allowed” to have sex in your parents’ house? – College Candy

There’s a medical explanation for why you’re always finishing each other’s sentences. – The Frisky

Here’s a good guilt-trip story to share with your commitment-phobic partner. – Marie Claire More »