Those crazy Brits! More
The Royal Ascot is a prestigious hat fashion show that takes place each year in the charming town of Zanydanyshire, England. Only the most eccentric of millionaires are invited to participate, and lords and ladies are known to spend all year painstakingly hot-gluing their hats from scratch. Whoever manages to stick the most flair on her head wins the dubious honor of giving the Queen a noogie, so you can bet they work long and hard to make sure their headgear is as passionately expressive of repressed emotions as possible. There was an especially strong showing this year; here are 25 of the most impressive. More
Remember how awkward it was to figure out the size you needed for bras all on your own? More
Ever wish you could just drive by your favorite store, grab some clothes and never have to leave your car? Yeah, I hadn’t really thought about it, either. More
For a long, long time, people have been asking themselves just how French women do things the way they do. “How do they stay so thin?” and “how does she still look so young?” are two of the most common examples, but it’s not exactly a field of study that’s had a whole lot of experimentation done. However, a new survey reveals that French women are perceived to age slower than British women. More
It is currently a fact that we, the people, know precious little about the inner workings of Kate Middleton and/or her royal fetus. But that paradigm shifted just a little bit yesterday when a well-wisher offered Princess Katherine a stuffed teddy bear and she reportedly said “thank you, I will take that for my d…” Wait, oops, never mind. I command you to un-hear that at once! More
Today was the Epsom Derby, a.k.a. another British event in which people wear hats and we don’t really understand what’s going on. More
Earlier this week, the internet gave a sound tsk-tsk-ing to a school in England that refused to let four-year-old Marcella Marino pose for class photos because she was rocking a Lady Gaga-esque hair bow. More
Stella McCartney unveiled her newly designed uniforms for the UK’s Olympic and Paralympic teams today, and to judge from some of the internet comments I’ve been reading, she made them out of clubbed baby seals dipped in radioactive shit. But while I think they are absolutely fine for something you wear while playing sports, it’s fun to take the piss out of things just for the heck of it. Can I be more ridiculous than the people who are sincerely angry at her? I don’t know, but I’m sure going to try. (I’m sorry, Stella.) More
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Like many people, Kate Middleton attended Christmas Day services with her in-laws this past Sunday. Unlike many people, she did this before the watchful eyes of millions. Click through for photos of Will, Kate, The Queen, Princess Beatrice, and hats. So many hats. More
There are a few things we know to be true about fashion ads. They’re usually selling things you can’t afford, the ads often have nothing to do with the clothing, and they rely heavily — nay, entirely! — on sex. More
Remember when you were a teenager, and you would leave the house with your skirt one length and show up for school with it three inches shorter?
Me too. More
When they came for the mankinis, I said nothing, for I thought it a ridiculous garment for a man to wear on his body. More
Is it just me, or is it weird to see Kate Middleton performing royal duties? More