Get ready for the Game Of Thrones premiere! Because winter is, ahem, cumming. And it’s really creepily doing so. More
A lot of this is actually kind of romantic and sweet. A lot of it is pretty sexy. And a lot of it is jaw-droppingly weird. More
That’s right. I dug through the deep, dark and strangely sticky underbelly of the internet’s fan fiction erotica and slash fiction to bring you the weirdest, the hottest and the most WTF-worthy sex stories featuring United States presidents. More
As an internet worker and a 1D fan, I spend a lot of time looking for gifs of them on tumblr. And one day, one fateful day, I stumbled over something better than gifs. Better than allllll the gifs in the world combined. I found erotic One Direction fan fiction. More
Just when you thought Michele Bachmann had dropped out of your consciousness forever, along comes an erotic novel to remind you that no, she has not gone away, and furthermore, you still have a lot of complicated psychosexual feelings where she is concerned. More
When browsing Craigslist for writing jobs, it’s not uncommon to come across “internships” that sound like a pretty bad deal for the intern, but this one really takes the cake. More
Who says people in the Soviet Union didn’t know how to have fun? To look at this dirty alphabet book, they did nothing but suck and fuck in various configurations for the better part of the 20th century.Â Created in 1931 by popular Soviet state artistÂ Sergei Dmitrievich Merkurov (who also sculpted numerous monuments to Joseph Stalin), this erotic ABC primer was meant to increase literacy rates in the adult population the only way Merkurov knew how: with a good old, fashioned, multi-person orgy.
Unlike all those boring children’s alphabets made of plants and animals, this alphabet is made out of fit young specimens of Soviet manhood putting communist babies in ladies’ tummies and sometimes their mouths, too. And as you can see, they’re not afraid to go down on women (modern!), or bring the occasional mythical creature into the mix (super modern!). Basically, there’s a lot we can learn from the Soviet Union, and you know I’m not talking about how to create a communist utopia.Â Enjoy. More
When I first learned about “mommy porn” sensationÂ 50 Shades Of Grey, I immediately wondered what actual members of the BDSM community might think of it. On the one hand, it’s gotten people talking about BDSM on an unprecedentedly massive level; on the other, it spreads misconceptions that are potentially quite harmful. So I asked some non-fictitious, practicing members of the BDSM community their opinions on the book. Their answers varied somewhat, but most of them came down on the side of “kill it with fire.” (I’m using images of flowers to represent them because nothing says “Twilight-y sexual euphemisms” to me like some flowers.) More
You know what’s a great genre? Erotic thrillers. They’re basically all the same: there’s a female character who’s either super repressed or sex-crazed. She meets a male character who is either dangerous/mysterious and wealthy or dependable and hard-working. There’s some conflict and then, right around the forty five minute point, they have sex. Ridiculous, candlelit, acrobatic sex while saxophones wail beyond. Oh, and there’s some plot stuff–drugs or murder or trafficking–but the directors of these films know you’re not watching for that. Editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff discuss their all-time favorites.
And by the way, genre classics like 9 1/2 Weeks, Body of Evidence and Wild Orchid are all available on Netflix Instant Watch at the moment, so read this and then give yourself a little gift. More
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So perhaps “porn” is a strong word, but it’s definitely some interesting type of erotica that was apparently a big hit in the 1920′s. And as we all know, the 1920′s were the shit so we’ll just go with it. More
No. Seriously. More
This has me feeling all kinds of feelings. How does it make you feel? More
When I published my horrifying story about Terry Richardson last year, a lot of people asked me why I still did nude modeling after having such a gross experience with it. The answer, basically, is this: because I like it. Contrary to popular belief, posing for nude photos is not an inherently fucked up thing to do. If I’d let one bad dude spoil this hobby for me, it would’ve been sort of like letting the terrorists win. And this is America, dammit. More
It’s a well-known fact of masturbation that men are disgustingly literal and visual, while women only get off to fantasies of being spoon-fed chocolate yogurt by Ryan Gosling immediately after he cleans our apartments but before he “cleans our apartments,” … More