Topic: Esquire

Author Of Esquire‘s Megan Fox Profile Would Like You To Know Which Famous Women Aren’t As Hot As Megan Fox

Author Of Esquire's Megan Fox Profile Would Like You To Know Which Famous Women Aren't As Hot As Megan Fox

As we mentioned, noted bombshell Megan Fox has the cover and corresponding interview of this month’s Esquire. In previews, the piece had already made the rounds for douchey quotes: Megan compares being famous to being bullied, yet still doesn’t see why people would rather spend their sympathy on those without mansions and Bentleys. Now, the full profile has made it online and intrepid bloggers have finally managed to read it. Turns out, the whole thing is about as fun as sticking pins in your eyes. More »

Megan Fox Throws Shade At LiLo And Marilyn Monroe, Gets Tattoos Removed

Megan Fox Throws Shade At LiLo And Marilyn Monroe, Gets Tattoos Removed

This February’s Esquire features one of men’s magazines’ favorite covergirls: Megan Fox, open cardigan and pouty queasy facial expression included! In the accompanying interview, she discusses everything from her sex appeal, why being famous is like being bullied in high school on a “massive scale” and the Book of Revelations. Of course, this interview wouldn’t be complete without some Megan Fox quotes wherein she gets sassy about other people, would it? More »

How Attractive Are You To Men?

How Attractive Are You To Men?

Ladies, Esquire 1949 is here to help you understand how to be attractive to men (and whether your crazy hat is already attractive men!) Take note of no. 5: Do men marvel at your capacity to hold your liquor?

They shouldn’t. Don’t be afraid to be a sloppy mess. Let your mascara just run down your face in rivulets, lady. More »

Gallery: Cameron Diaz Points Her Genitals At Us In Esquire UK

Gallery: Cameron Diaz Points Her Genitals At Us In Esquire UK

In the November issue of Esquire UK, cover girl Cameron Diaz demonstrates her rebelliousness once again by wearing a leather jacket and pointing her crotch at us like, “hey, here’s my crotch.” Also, her boobs. What a maverick! The “spread” was shot, as every stupid thing always seems to be, by Terry Richardson, who I imagine lies awake nights wondering how he can make his pictures even more cartoonishly obvious and unsexy than before (but not in a smart, satirical way). Have at them. More »