Topic: Etsy

Sometimes, Accessories Make Me Hungry

Sometimes, Accessories Make Me Hungry

I found this hairpiece on Etsy. While I’m not sure that I would rock it (or the deer-in-headlights look of the model), it does an incredible job of making me want to stuff my face with every kind of food I can get my hands on.

It’s called the “Hot Fudge Ripple” Hairpiece, which in and of itself made me put down my computer and head to the freezer to scavenge the ice cream coated in five layers of frost that’s probably been in the back of the fridge since ’09. There’s no shame in that game.

But I challenge you to not do the same when you read the following product description: More »

Design: Holla Sign

Design: Holla Sign

Sometimes, you don’t want to say hello, good-bye or peace. You want to say “holla.” And with this wood sign made by William Dohman, a Minnesota-based designer and photographer, that’s exactly what you can do — and you can do it in good conscience, because the wood used is recycled.

Etsy, $42 More »

Mustache Toast is the New Black

Mustache Toast is the New Black

In the past, I’ve voiced my disdain for the seemingly never-ending hipster fascination with everything mustache. It’s like, let’s just take this facial hair concept and beat it until it’s lying dead on the street with no hope of revival. Let’s tattoo mustaches on our asses and our hands, and grown them on our faces, and wear them on hats and necklaces and t-shirts, and paint them on walls, and name dodgeball teams after them, and frame pictures of movie stars with them, and carry on this way until we’ve conceived of every possible thing to do with a mustache and we can’t stand to look at them anymore. More »

The Score: Turkey Bib

The Score: Turkey Bib

I was pretty stressed out googling “adult bib,” let me tell you, fearing I might stumble on the subculture known ominously as “adult babies.” Thanks to a combination of paranoia and chiseled specificity, I handily avoided any glimpses of sexualized footie pajamas and buxom singles staring up from giant cribs. But I digress. More »

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