Topic: evil

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler’s Success For Her Divorce, Should Just Go To Hell Right Now

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler's Success For Her Divorce, Should Just Go To Hell Right Now

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is trying to supplant Kim Kardashian as the Worst Person Alive (non dictator, murder or warlord division). First there was this, then there was this, then there was her entire career of insisting women diet until rich men agreed to fuck them. In her latest bullshit-reinforcing escapade, she began blogging for People magazine and her inaugural column is about how a woman’s success will ruin her marriage because cavemen and feelings! Contributing to the already-impressive horribleness, she uses Amy Poehler and Will Arnett‘s recent divorce to further her dim-witted thesis. More »

What Was Up With That Anti-Humane Society Ad That Ran During The Oscars?

What Was Up With That Anti-Humane Society Ad That Ran During The Oscars?

If you forgot to mute the commercials during the Oscars last night, you might have seen a strange attack ad about how you should not, under any circumstances, donate money to The Humane Society, because they only give 1% of their donation money to “local shelters.” What the hell was that all about? Isn’t The Humane Society pretty well-regarded for their work helping adorable animals in trouble? Who hates our furry friends enough to run an ad like this, and furthermore, has the money to do so during the Oscars? More »

Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” Has Happened

Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" Has Happened

A little of the Thierry Mugler tattoo flavor courtesy Nicola Formichetti. Classic budget 80′s fantasy movies (anyone else reminded of Krull?). Origin myth horseshit. Baby Gagas getting born (don’t worry it’s abstract) (but also abstractly gruesome!). A pre-packaged gay anthem. Madonna’s “Express Yourself.” All these things collide in Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way.” Still. We’re kind of charmed… More »