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Guess Who’s The Very Last Person With Whom You Should Have Sex?

Guess Who's The Very Last Person With Whom You Should Have Sex?

GO AHEAD AND GUESS. YOU WILL BE WRONG. More »

Alanis Morissette Inspires Assault

Alanis Morissette Inspires Assault

You know, I will always associate Alanis Morisette with playing God in Dogma, a movie I watched approximately 45 times between the ages of 15 and 17 (and never, ever again). I think it left me with a sense that her music was somehow profound and wise. And Godly somehow? Stuff you watch on a constant loop in your teen years really warps your perception of the world forever. Seemingly, Allen Blair Casey did not feel the same. More »

John Mayer Admits He Was A Douchebag (Well, Sort Of)

John Mayer Admits He Was A Douchebag (Well, Sort Of)

You know how sometimes, you look back on things you’ve done dating-wise and realize you could’ve treated people so much better, and you feel terrible? This is apparently not a concept that is beyond John Mayer. More »

10 Questions Necessary To Ask Yourself Before Sending Nude Pictures (NSFW)

10 Questions Necessary To Ask Yourself Before Sending Nude Pictures (NSFW)

Are you comfortable in front of cameras?

Are you okay with the possibility of leaking?

Do you actually want to do this?

Do you look hella good?

As a strong advocate for people being naked in general, I find that sexting is a pretty good way of getting excited about romance with a person. I believe that it can create an excellent source of sexual tension, an … More »

Justin Timberlake Maybe Called Britney Spears The ‘B’ Word (Gasp!), Takes To Twitter To Claim Innocene

Justin Timberlake Maybe Called Britney Spears The 'B' Word (Gasp!), Takes To Twitter To Claim Innocene

You know shit hasn’t gotten a wee bit out of hand when you can’t call your ex a bitch, without someone throwing a fit. Think about all the things you’ve called your exes — does bitch even come close to the slurs and accusations that have rolled off your tongue? More »

10 Reasons Why You Should Never Online Stalk An Ex Again (Never, Ever)

10 Reasons Why You Should Never Online Stalk An Ex Again (Never, Ever)

Because stalking is an ugly word

Because you don't need to see this shit

Because you've matured

Because you've moved on

Because you'll drive yourself crazy

“Stalking” is such an ugly word, isn’t it? It’s just as bad as “golf,” or “moist,” or “panties.” Or even worse, “golfing and stalking in moist panties.” More »

Brandi Glanville Jacked Ex-Husband Eddie Cibrian’s Credit Card For Vaginal Surgery

Brandi Glanville Jacked Ex-Husband Eddie Cibrian's Credit Card For Vaginal Surgery

Yeah, you read that headline right. More »

Sarah Silverman Equates Dating Jimmy Kimmel To Eating Vile NYC Street Hot Dogs

Sarah Silverman Equates Dating Jimmy Kimmel To Eating Vile NYC Street Hot Dogs

Sometimes the years you spent fucking your now-ex can only be described as like eating vile hot dogs… and there’s not even a mention of mustard to make it at least a little better! More »

Pick Of The Week: Taylor Swift Ex-Boyfriends Prayer Candle

Pick Of The Week: Taylor Swift Ex-Boyfriends Prayer Candle

In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More »

What We're Reading:

Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Source: YourTango
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
Source: YourTango
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
Source: The Stir
Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Source: The Stir
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Source: YourTango

Bullish Life Starting a Business After a Break-up

Bullish Life Starting a Business After a Break-up

Let’s talk about business ideas, which are a nice palate-cleanser after whatever happened with that dude. More »

If You Could Unbreak Your Heart Using Science, Would You? (Because Soon, It May Be Possible… But I’d Still Say ‘No’)

If You Could Unbreak Your Heart Using Science, Would You? (Because Soon, It May Be Possible... But I'd Still Say 'No')

You are not empty just because you feel broken. I promise. More »

Former Porn Star Nick Gruber’s Super Weird Relationship With Calvin Klein

Former Porn Star Nick Gruber's Super Weird Relationship With Calvin Klein

The relationship between Calvin Klein and ex-porn star/model Nick Gruber has always struck everyone at TheGloss as super weird. However, judging from his Page Six Magazine interview, you’re about to think it’s weirder.
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Why Hooking Up With A High School Ex This Weekend Might Be A Good Idea

Why Hooking Up With A High School Ex This Weekend Might Be A Good Idea

Bragging rights

Reliving the past is a nice vacation from reality. More »

10 Reasons Why You Should Reconnect With Your Ex

10 Reasons Why You Should Reconnect With Your Ex

To reminisce about memories

To confirm your suspicions

To get out of crisis mode

They say once you move on, you should keep on moving on. Looking back is for weak people or doomed romantic comedy affairs. More »

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