You know shit hasn’t gotten a wee bit out of hand when you can’t call your ex a bitch, without someone throwing a fit. Think about all the things you’ve called your exes — does bitch even come close to the slurs and accusations that have rolled off your tongue? More
“Stalking” is such an ugly word, isn’t it? It’s just as bad as “golf,” or “moist,” or “panties.” Or even worse, “golfing and stalking in moist panties.” More
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Sometimes the years you spent fucking your now-ex can only be described as like eating vile hot dogs… and there’s not even a mention of mustard to make it at least a little better! More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
Let’s talk about business ideas, which are a nice palate-cleanser after whatever happened with that dude. More
You are not empty just because you feel broken. I promise. More
The relationship between Calvin Klein and ex-porn star/model Nick Gruber has always struck everyone at TheGloss as super weird. However, judging from his Page Six Magazine interview, you’re about to think it’s weirder.
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R. Kelly just cited The Notebook as a reason for his divorce. To which I thought “yes, I would divorce anyone who made me sit through that shlock as well, 1940′s costumes be damned, that’s not how Alzheimer’s works!“. More
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