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1. Break up, make up, break up, make up… You get it. What you do in your own life is up to you, but do you really need to subject EVERYONE to the constant Single-to-In-A-Relationship-back-to-Single statuses? More
Can we all agree that annoying couples proclaiming their Valentine’s Day love on the very public forum of Facebook is actually on par with all human suffering? More
There’s still work to do, but Facebook users can finally specify what gender and pronoun they use, rather than having to select between just “male” and “female.” More
Michelle Chapman hatched an elaborate revenge plot that involved trolling herself on Facebook, which is really only half the story. More
Who knew that my former classmates hung out with Rihanna? I did, but that’s just because I’ve been hate Facebook stalking. More
What Would I Say statuses range from hilarious to poetic. More
Chain letters are always obnoxious, and no, I don’t care what color panties you’re wearing. More
If I were single and used this I would probably get paired with someone who goes to Target a lot and really enjoys cupcakes and vacuum cleaner shopping. More
Facebook ads sure are awful. More
Does swearing on Facebook make you more or less appealing to potential sex partners? More
Guys, Facebook is doing it again. They’re ruining the Internet, depriving it of its boobs. We need to step in. We need to step up. More
Splits between two people are natural and have been happening for — well, probably since people started having relationships. But in the past, it was a simple formula: breakup initiated, relationship terminated, game over. Now, there’s social media. And it is awful. More
If Facebook were a nail polish, what would it look like? Would it appear as the tears of middle schoolers whose fear of missing out is already entirely too prevalent? Would it encapsulate the anguish of not being able to embed GIFs? Would it somehow channel the embarrassment I feel when I see people in their forties typing in all caps?
Perhaps. You tell me, for this is it. More