- 131 days ago by Amanda Chatel
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HOW HORRIFYING IS THIS MASK? WOULD YOU DATE SOMEONE WHO WORE THIS MASK? More
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- 132 days ago by Samantha Escobar
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Once upon a time, all a person needed to do to escape her exes was to lock herself in a tower or run into the forest. But now, the past is everywhere, and if you have a career or life that remotely involves the Internet, you will be reminded of it literally every day. More
- 134 days ago by Amanda Chatel
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“Stalking” is such an ugly word, isn’t it? It’s just as bad as “golf,” or “moist,” or “panties.” Or even worse, “golfing and stalking in moist panties.” More
- 139 days ago by Amanda Chatel
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Oh, just another way to make sure we’re all getting laid as often as possible. More
- 140 days ago by Amanda Chatel
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Go ahead and “friend” them on Facebook. Why? Because the “freaks” always win. More
- 144 days ago by Amanda Chatel
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Never underestimate a single person who’s looking for love. Once they put their mind to it, they can do anything! Climb mountains! Build model airplanes! Eat 50 eggs! Anything. More
- 147 days ago by Amanda Chatel
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IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S HAPPENING! THE GIRLS REALITY SHOW! SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP! More
- 151 days ago by Jennifer Wright
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Of course, you’re happy about your engagement ring. And everyone else is happy for you! Really! You’re getting married! But do you need to post pictures of your engagement ring with no explanation on Facebook? Some people think probably not. More
- 159 days ago by Candace Bryan
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Because I don’t ‘like’ it. More
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- 196 days ago by Amanda Chatel
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The truth hurts, darling; so you won’t feel a thing. More
- 199 days ago by Amanda Chatel
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FACEBOOK RUINS ONE-NIGHT STANDS. More
- 202 days ago by Amanda Chatel
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“HE MADE UP A FAKE PROFILE ON FACEBOOK AND POSED AS A FEMALE IN LOVE WITH HIM.” More
- 202 days ago by Jennifer Wright
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So, someone named their child Hashtag.
Little Hashtag is going to, from an early age, have a deep rooted desire to compartmentalize everything. You know that scene in high school movies where some nerdy kid shows a chart of how the cafeteria arranged in order of popularity? Hastag is going to do that. Unfortunately, since no one has ever done that in real life, people are going to think that Hashtag is a lunatic.
But he’s going to make great lists, later.
Here are some likely outcomes for other names, since this will be a trend now. More
- 203 days ago by Jennifer Wright
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First of all, the Facebook copyright is fake. You cannot copyright everything on your Facebook with a status update. That’s not even logic. Second of all, you look ridiculous. You do not need to copyright pictures of you eating pizza in your familial home. No one is after you. No one is trying to “out” those photos. You are insignificant. You will probably die with some people, and they will love and admire you, but your funeral will be medium sized, and not at Westminster Abbey. At the reception, pizza will be served in memory of you. It will be a little bit cold.
I will probably copyright everything on my Facebook, though, because I plan to be very famous. Maybe the most famous person ever, or at least, like, Naked Cowboy In Times Square level. That would be enough. Famous enough to wear hats in public, that’s all I want. More
