Topic: facebook

If Facebook Were A Nail Polish, What Would It Look Like? (This, And It’s Really Ugly)

If Facebook Were A Nail Polish, What Would It Look Like? (This, And It's Really Ugly)

If Facebook were a nail polish, what would it look like? Would it appear as the tears of middle schoolers whose fear of missing out is already entirely too prevalent? Would it encapsulate the anguish of not being able to embed GIFs? Would it somehow channel the embarrassment I feel when I see people in their forties typing in all caps?

Perhaps. You tell me, for this is it. More »

Super Angry Kim Kardashian Fans Get Punk’d By Fakeout Baby Snaps, Release Their Fury On Facebook

Super Angry Kim Kardashian Fans Get Punkâd By Fakeout Baby Snaps, Release Their Fury On Facebook

Kim Kardashian once again fooled everyone  a few people who care when she posted a pic of her cradling a baby on her Facebook page, with the caption “Love these precious moments.” But the REAL Kardashian fans were having none of it, so they all quickly determined that this baby was actually an old-school picture of Mason, who belongs to her sister Kourtney. That Kim! Such a jokester! But her legions of fans are getting restless and furious that they have yet to see any photos or appearances from the spawn of Kim and Kanye (Who, because I love talking about post-baby daddy bodies, is looking like a total lardass these days) and they have taken to her Facebook to get real complain-y about it (I know complain-y is not a real word.) More »

Facebook Agrees To Block Content Praising Sexual And Domestic Violence

Facebook Agrees To Block Content Praising Sexual And Domestic Violence

Of course, this is coming from a company that repeatedly banned the photo of a cancer survivor while somehow letting three teenage monsters’ video documentation of a gang rape go unnoticed, so I’m not sure how much I trust them as of yet. Actions will speak louder than Facebook notes, and I am hoping for an anti-sexual violence message to finally be shouted from the Internet’s megaphone. More »

The 10 Worst Women On The Internet

The 10 Worst Women On The Internet

After revealing the 10 worst men on the internet, I think it’s only fair that I take a stab at the ladies. Thanks for creating equality, Lilly Ledbetter.

Over-sharers will always irk the online masses, but unlike the OkCupid pervs and LinkedIn abusers I discovered in my News Feed, women seem to obsess about kids, pins, and food. Here are the worst kinds of women on the web. I just hope you’re not one of these, or you can just go ahead and unfriend me right now. Go on, I’ll wait. More »