If I were single and used this I would probably get paired with someone who goes to Target a lot and really enjoys cupcakes and vacuum cleaner shopping. More
All cops are babes. More
Facebook ads sure are awful. More
Does swearing on Facebook make you more or less appealing to potential sex partners? More
Guys, Facebook is doing it again. They’re ruining the Internet, depriving it of its boobs. We need to step in. We need to step up. More
Splits between two people are natural and have been happening for — well, probably since people started having relationships. But in the past, it was a simple formula: breakup initiated, relationship terminated, game over. Now, there’s social media. And it is awful. More
IfÂ Facebook were a nail polish, what would it look like? Would it appear as the tears of middle schoolers whose fear of missing out is already entirely too prevalent? Would it encapsulate the anguish of not being able to embed GIFs? Would it somehow channel the embarrassment I feel when I see people in their forties typing in all caps?
Perhaps. You tell me, for this is it. More
Kim KardashianÂ once again fooledÂ
everyoneÂ Â a few people who care when she posted a pic of her cradling a babyÂ on her Facebook page, with the caption â€śLove these precious moments.â€ť But the REAL Kardashian fans were having none of it, so they all quickly determined that this baby was actually an old-school picture ofÂ Mason, whoÂ belongs to her sisterÂ Kourtney. That Kim! Such a jokester! But her legions of fans are getting restless and furious that they have yet to see any photos or appearances from the spawn of Kim andÂ KanyeÂ (Who, because I love talking aboutÂ post-baby daddy bodies, is looking like a total lardass these days) and they have taken to her Facebook to get real complain-y about it (I know complain-y is not a real word.) More
And now, for another edition of “Celebrities Are Not Like Us”: I just had to write the words “brother-turned-fiance.” More
In some ways, Photoshopping has made our lives better. I know that I use it when I notice a blemish in one of my hundreds of “selfies,” and immediately reach for the magic wand. You can’t post a photo of … More
What kind of monster makes his living writing copy like “Let’s face it, Janet Jackson has lost that natural beauty she had years ago”? Click through to find out! More
Of course, this is coming from a company that repeatedly banned the photo of a cancer survivor while somehow letting three teenage monsters’ video documentation of a gang rape go unnoticed, so I’m not sure how much I trust them as of yet. Actions will speak louder than Facebook notes, and I am hoping for an anti-sexual violence message to finally be shouted from the Internet’s megaphone. More
After revealing theÂ 10 worst men on the internet, I think it’s only fair that I take a stab at the ladies. Thanks for creating equality, Lilly Ledbetter.
Over-sharers will always irk the online masses, but unlike the OkCupid pervs and LinkedIn abusers I discovered in my News Feed, women seem to obsess about kids, pins, and food. Here are the worst kinds of women on the web. I just hope you’re not one of these, or you can just go ahead and unfriend me right now. Go on, I’ll wait. More