Oh, just another way to make sure we’re all getting laid as often as possible. More
Go ahead and “friend” them on Facebook. Why? Because the “freaks” always win. More
Never underestimate a single person who’s looking for love. Once they put their mind to it, they can do anything! Climb mountains! Build model airplanes! Eat 50 eggs! Anything. More
IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S HAPPENING! THE GIRLS REALITY SHOW! SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP! More
Of course, you’re happy about your engagement ring. And everyone else is happy for you! Really! You’re getting married! But do you need to post pictures of your engagement ring with no explanation on Facebook? Some people think probably not. More
Because I don’t ‘like’ it. More
The truth hurts, darling; so you won’t feel a thing. More
FACEBOOK RUINS ONE-NIGHT STANDS. More
“HE MADE UP A FAKE PROFILE ON FACEBOOK AND POSED AS A FEMALE IN LOVE WITH HIM.” More
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Source: The Frisky
Tim Meadows Is Mad At SNL
So, someone named their child Hashtag.
Little Hashtag is going to, from an early age, have a deep rooted desire to compartmentalize everything. You know that scene in high school movies where some nerdy kid shows a chart of how the cafeteria arranged in order of popularity? Hastag is going to do that. Unfortunately, since no one has ever done that in real life, people are going to think that Hashtag is a lunatic.
But he’s going to make great lists, later.
Here are some likely outcomes for other names, since this will be a trend now. More
First of all, the Facebook copyright is fake. You cannot copyright everything on your Facebook with a status update. That’s not even logic. Second of all, you look ridiculous. You do not need to copyright pictures of you eating pizza in your familial home. No one is after you. No one is trying to “out” those photos. You are insignificant. You will probably die with some people, and they will love and admire you, but your funeral will be medium sized, and not at Westminster Abbey. At the reception, pizza will be served in memory of you. It will be a little bit cold.
I will probably copyright everything on my Facebook, though, because I plan to be very famous. Maybe the most famous person ever, or at least, like, Naked Cowboy In Times Square level. That would be enough. Famous enough to wear hats in public, that’s all I want. More
How do you handle your death threats?
I mean, we all get them, right? Because the Internet is kind of a lawless wasteland? I mean, I didn’t like Facebook Couple’s pages and someone replied:
“Jesus Christ. Go kill yourself; problem solved for all parties.”
So, yes, we all get idle death threats from people who want us to die. There isn’t usually much logic behind them, and they’re not to be taken seriously.
Women’s right campaigner Hildur Lilliendahl Viggósdóttir certainly does More
YOU’RE FUCKING FANCY. (Or at least you think you are.) More