Topic: Fame

Dating Hijinks: The Celebrity With Cocaine Superpowers (You Get To Guess Who It Is!)

“Did we want to do a line? No? That’s cool. Hey, did we want to do a line? Were we sure? It was like being out with a three-year-old on a sugar bender who happened to have a credit card.” More »

How To Sleep With Someone Famous

Find out what other activities famous people enjoy

As far as I understand the concept of “sleeping with” and “famous person.” Also, this guide is in case the act of actually becoming famous seems like a price you are not willing to pay (kids, remember that eating human flesh will make your hands shake uncontrollably!) and you are an only child. More »

Illustrated Guide: How To Become Famous

1. Decide what kind of famous you want to be.

2. Tear up the slip because it doesn't actually matter.

4. When some "bigwig" comes in, wait on him.

5. Go back to his fancy apartment/hotel.

While zipping around Google recently, I realized that one of the more popular questions across the vaunted search engine was “how to become famous.” Though stubborn autocorrect continued to suggest “how to become anorexic,” the question of the fame seeking yielded 36,700,000 results (“how to become anorexic”? A paltry 147,000). I then decided I must spring into action! With a little help from my own heaving brain, this week’s Illustrated Guide will teach you how to claim the spotlight for your own.

Warning: no one said getting famous was easy. Some may find the following images disturbing. More »

Poll: Would You Go Bald?

It’s a little surprising that anything Lady Gaga does makes news anymore, as if a woman who wore slabs of raw meat as a dress is now going to shock us with how far she’s willing to take fashion. More »

Poll: If You Were Famous at Age 18, Would You Have Gone to College?

News has recently broken that Emma Watson will be taking some time off from Brown University to focus on her career. On her website, she writes that:

“I love studying pretty much more than anything but recently I’ve had so much to juggle that being a student AND fulfilling my other commitments has become a little impossible.”

There are a lot of good things about being a celebrity. You’re rich, you’re famous, you get a ton of free shit, you get in to every restaurant the day it opens, and you have a team of people whose jobs are literally defined by you.

Well, now we know that there’s yet another awesome thing about fame: a shoe closet, as modeled here (accidentally, it turns out) by Christina Aguilera. More »

The Holidays Are Over For A Little While, Let’s Get Back To Normal

So here is a picture of a shoe with Michael Jackson’s face on it, except they’ve sort of broken it up and turned him into Frankenmichael. It is, therefore, terrifying, and maybe a commentary on the necrotic nature of fame itself. Can’t think about it too much, have to polish off pumpkin pie remnants. Happy Sunday. - Buzzfeed More »

Pic of the Day: It’s Funny ‘Cause It’s Impossible

You know what could never happen? Snooki going missing. You know why? Because there is absolutely no way on god’s green earth that she could go anywhere without being heard and/or seen. I’m not even sure that it has anything … More »

It Must’ve Been Cold There In Their Shadows: Guess These Celebrity Siblings!

Wouldn’t it just suck to be a celebrity’s sibling? Always standing in the shadow of your celebrity sibling, never being celebrated for your own (less notable) achievements. Of course, I’m just speculating, because I am not a celebrity’s sibling or … More »

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