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A woman just entered her unborn fetus in a beauty pageant. Because that is a totally normal, reasonable thing to do! You want to start kids on those beauty pageants as early as possible, sometimes before they have ever seen the light of day (or anything outside of a womb). According to this hilarious write-up on Jezebel: More
Are you a parent who theoretically understands what it means to be a good parent (tucking your little one into bed, reading them a story until they fall asleep, etc, etc) but hates the act of actually parenting? Good news! There’s a set of ’Smart PJs‘ that will read your child a bedtime story for you. More
Look, I guess modern diets dictate that you can eat pretty much anything that doesn’t have gluten in it. So, how would you feel if I ate my pet cat? No? Bad? Why? They’re already doing it with guinea pigs. More
High-five! You finally get to share a bed with your boyfriend while at mom and dad’s for the weekend! So, obviously you’re going to have to sex, too. More
I have a playlist on my phone labeled “Story of My Life.” Included on this list are songs that I’ve always found to encapsulate various tipping points in my life. One of these songs is “Being Alive” from the Stephen Sondheim musical Company. More
Do you live in France, Sweden or Finland? Do you want to have kids? Great! Go for it! Do you live in the United States yet also have the hankering to lay down by the sweet fire and make a baby? Ha! You may want to reconsider. More
It’s Monday. So, I wanted to make you cry. More
Are you a car or a top hat? The token you chose as a child while playing Monopoly determines everything about your chances for happiness. If you chose the iron piece, you are dead now, and have been replaced by a cat. So I guess you are not very happy. More
Look, Kate Middleton is a really pretty woman, so why does this official portrait of her seem to capture her at her most tired? More
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Someone must have joined the masses and jumped on the resolution ship… so what was it? More
Firstborn (male): You will always turn in library books a day early or a day late; never on time. At any given point in your life one of your best friends will secretly and intensely resent you. You will never be sure which one it is. Upon reaching your seventh birthday, you will find that you can understand the speech of birds; unfortunately, all birds are constantly talking shit about you, even swans. More
And it’s not just because your family ran out of whisky, is it? More
And gifts for everyone! More
People say the holidays are the loneliest time of the year. But perhaps those people are in shitty relationships. Happy singles know the holiday party circuit is one of the three week long festival of flirting, drinking, and sloppily placed Santa hats. More
