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The truth hurts, darling; so you won’t feel a thing. More
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Tis the season to spend a long weekend in someone else’s childhood home, sandwiched between your boyfriend and his older sister, trying not to say anything about the uncle who you think is the person who keeps kicking you under the table.
And even though you wouldn’t be caught dead in this awkward situation last year, you somehow managed to acquire a significant other whose family you’re obligated to impress. So how to you win them over without sacrificing your sanity? Pass the stuffing — we’re shoveling some filial knowledge onto your plate. Here are seven simple ways to get in good with the SO’s family… More
I love you. I swear. I just didn’t mean to say it you; I meant to say it to someone else. More
YOU’RE FUCKING FANCY. (Or at least you think you are.) More
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REJOICE! It turns out that Kevin Clash, the man who plays Elmo, did not sexually assault an underage boy after all! The accuser recanted! More
The majority of Hurricane Sandy coverage has taught us that (1) nature is fucking terrifying (2) people’s reactions to nature are often fucking annoying. However, sometimes there are redeeming stories that surface to remind us that even the worst of events can bring out the best in some people. Ready for a tearjerker? More
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Hurricane Sandy bared down on the east coast, leaving a trail of seawater, char and destruction in its wake. When we woke Tuesday morning, we were faced with an array of chaos. Some of us were left with no internet, others were completely powerless. Some of us lost our houses, while others lost loved ones.
And some of us have been total assholes. More
It’s time-honored ladymag fodder: at what point do you bite the bullet and introduce your bf/gf to mom and dad? Always impressively heteronormative, we decided to let Cosmo weigh in. They suggest: “Meeting your mom is great, because it’s typically an easy way to score points. Your boyfriend knows that as long as he speaks highly of you, asks her questions, and doesn’t accidentally use her drapes as a hand towel, Mom will probably like him. Fathers, however, are another matter. Your dad is a dude and has had sex at least once, which means he knows the kinds of things your boyfriend thinks about and the kinds of things you do with your boyfriend—and your boyfriend knows that your dad knows these things. The result is at least slight discomfort and at worst naked terror, no matter how cool or laid back Dad is. So when they first meet, try not to leave them alone together for any longer than it takes you to pee.”
Well, that illuminated nothing. Here are some actual thoughts… More
It was an orgasm of adrenaline. More
“I’m” is easy, because everyone loves to talk about themselves, and “sorry” on its own isn’t too bad, but honestly, since it follows “I” a lot of the time, it’s just no fun. More
Women are crazy. All of them. You can’t fight it. It’s practically science or biology… or something. Whatever it is, it’s probably crazy. More
