Look, I guess modern diets dictate that you can eat pretty much anything that doesn’t have gluten in it. So, how would you feel if I ate my pet cat? No? Bad? Why? They’re already doing it with guinea pigs. More
High-five! You finally get to share a bed with your boyfriend while at mom and dad’s for the weekend! So, obviously you’re going to have to sex, too. More
I have a playlist on my phone labeled “Story of My Life.” Included on this list are songs that I’ve always found to encapsulate various tipping points in my life. One of these songs is “Being Alive” from the Stephen Sondheim musical Company. More
Do you live in France, Sweden or Finland? Do you want to have kids? Great! Go for it! Do you live in the United States yet also have the hankering to lay down by the sweet fire and make a baby? Ha! You may want to reconsider. More
It’s Monday. So, I wanted to make you cry. More
Look, Kate Middleton is a really pretty woman, so why does this official portrait of her seem to capture her at her most tired? More
Someone must have joined the masses and jumped on the resolution ship… so what was it? More
Firstborn (male): You will always turn in library books a day early or a day late; never on time. At any given point in your life one of your best friends will secretly and intensely resent you. You will never be sure which one it is. Upon reaching your seventh birthday, you will find that you can understand the speech of birds; unfortunately, all birds are constantly talking shit about you, even swans. More
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And it’s not just because your family ran out of whisky, is it? More
And gifts for everyone! More
People say the holidays are the loneliest time of the year. But perhaps those people are in shitty relationships. Happy singles know the holiday party circuit is one of the three week long festival of flirting, drinking, and sloppily placed Santa hats. More
The truth hurts, darling; so you won’t feel a thing. More
Kate Middleton – or Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge – is officially pregnant, you guys! More