I’m a monster. More
There are a few things I can tell you with some certainty that I will never do again. More
This is Hope Dworaczyk. Everyone be nice to Hope Dworaczyk, because she is not long for this world. Not long at all. How do I know this? Because I had fish as a kid. I would always get them and … More
Want to tell someone their family will soon be sleeping with the fishes? Now you don’t have to go to your local supermarket! You can order this necklace directly from Meg J. Roberts in the privacy of your own home for $44. Because no one takes Mafiosos who go to Whole Foods seriously. More
Too often, our swell swimming friends are given the shaft, and made to dwell in tacky tanks with dated pieces of “architecture,” like plastic pirate’s treasure chests or faux plants. But no more! Thanks to Karl-Oskar Ankarberg and his archiquarium, … More
Sadly, this isn’t a joke or a reference to the Kanye episode of South Park.
A while back, during a media event, a dermatologist pointed out a mole on my thigh and asked about its origin. The crazy person in me immediately freaked out, but when I told her that I’ve had it forever, and … More