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Topic: flight attendants

Party Favors: Elle McPherson Will Make You Break Out

Party Favors: Elle McPherson Will Make You Break Out

Project Runway + Elle McPherson = Painful rashes for Virgin Blue flight attendants. -Styleite

Kate Middleton’s figure is actually astounding. She deserves a medal or something. -Celebuzz

Top model Abbey Lee Kershaw compares getting a piercing to eating wasabi. -Frockwriter

Emerging trends: the street style and front row get-ups from Paris Fashion Week. -The Inside Source

Tips for achieving the perfect smokey eye. I feel like if I just… read enough of these… someday. -Fashion Indie More »

Your Bag of Peanuts Will Never Taste the Same

Your Bag of Peanuts Will Never Taste the Same

In light of the recent flight-attendant-scapade, Gawker reports on what David Sedaris called “crop dusting,” in which flight attendants — bored or angry — walk down the aisle of a plane and fart. Actually, that’s one of the funniest things … More »

10 Ways To Make Plane Travel Not So Hellish (Inspired By Steven Slater)

10 Ways To Make Plane Travel Not So Hellish (Inspired By Steven Slater)

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Planes. Like coffins with wings, aren’t they? No, that’s not quite true. Coffins have leg room. Probably the only fun thing that happened on a plane in recent memory was Steven Slater fleeing via the inflatable slide. Planes should take … More »

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Pose for Skin Calendars

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Pose for Skin Calendars

Air Comet, an airline based in Spain, recently filed for bankruptcy and had nine of its airplanes impounded by creditors. That meant that flight attendants who had previously worked on those planes were, to use an expression I’m rather fond … More »