Topic: flying

Things That Might End Up On Your Lap During A Flight (From Most To Least Desirable)

Things That Might End Up On Your Lap During A Flight (From Most To Least Desirable)

A Manhattan dad named Brett Zorse is being charged with “simple assault” after allegedly groping the thigh of a woman sleeping next to him on a Jet Blue airplane while his 12-year-old son watched from the next seat over, learning. Which got me to thinking: of all the things that could end up in your lap during a flight, “the hand of some entitled creep” is right up there between “someone’s drink” and “motherfucking snakes.” What with all the hidden dangers lurking in the close quarters of economy class, it’s almost enough to make me never pop another pre-flight benzo again. (Almost.) Here are some of the things that could end up in your lap on a plane, ranked from most to least desirable. More »