Topic: food is fashionable

Body Lotions Now Double As Food

Body Lotions Now Double As Food

Remember that scene in The Handmaid’s Tale where the heroine asks the Commander if she could have some hand lotion, and he tells her that he’s surprised she needs any because her hands are very soft? And she replies that she’s been using pats of butter, and he laughs, as though that is charming and ingenious, where, really, it is a sad thing because she lives in a futuristic dystopia and, as a woman, cannot procure hand lotion? Margaret Atwood was right about everything!

Or, at least, she was right about the fact that we’re going to use food as beauty products. That is a thing we’re doing, now. More »

The Hierarchy Of Fast Food Restaurants

The Hierarchy Of Fast Food Restaurants

Have you often wondered “why is it perfectly acceptable for me to have a burrito bowl from Chipolte, but if I even suggested I would like to get a taco from Taco Bell people would lecture me about the rat meat they used to make those? Are both not fast food restaurants?” Yes. But, also, no. Here is the hierarchy of fast food so you never need to be confused again. More »