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Do you prefer cupcakes to cuts of meat? How about hot fudge instead of gravy? And who seriously desires cornucopias, anyway? Despite their looks, these treats are a far cry from traditional. More
I’m not going to miss Twinkies, because I never ate one. HAH! Outsmarted you, Hostess company! Hah! Hah!
I miss all the other foods. I’m so glad I never ate a Twinkie, because I’d probably be heartbroken that Hostess is going out of business. As it is, I just have these to be heartbroken over. More
I know I personally enjoy my pizza with peppers, onions, and a hearty side of rape innuendo. More
Yesterday, New York Times food critic Pete Wells ripped another asshole in the many assholes of the giant 500-seat distended anus that is Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar, the first New York City restaurant venture from celebrity chef and human version of an Ed Hardy shirt, Guy Fieri. More
I’m a monster. More
Every Fall, the best event of the year takes place: the Chocolate Show. Or, as EIC Jennifer Wright and I like to call it, “CHOCOLATTTTTTTTTTTE SHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW.” Basically, a bunch of vendors fill up the Metropolitan Pavillion in Manhattan’s Chelsea neighborhood, lay out their chocolate-y wares in festive booths and politely demand you eat them. Without sounding like a chick lit cliche, it is fucking awesome.
Let’s take a look at what they had. More
In honor of National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day, we thought we’d conduct a little informal research and find out what else you’re putting pumpkin in. Turns out you’re getting pretty creative: there’s way more than the standard pie or latte on this list. More
Because sometimes two working arms isn’t enough to get the food from your plate to your mouth. More
However, since we’re celebrating being adults with Big Girl Badge Week, I think it’s only appropriate that we take our cupcake consumption to the next level, shall we? Presenting a how-to on eating cupcakes like a grown up (well, a hot gentleman grown up to be exact, but whatever). More
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Let’s be honest: the Master Cleanse is probably worse. More
I have been a long time proponent of calling bullshit on the idea of adult badges. I’m of the opinion that people check these arbitrary things, these acquisitions, off made up checklists without really understanding why or whether or not they need them. These things either fall into one of two categories for me personally: people trying to one up on another (“oh, you paid off your credit card debt? I bought a house!”) or people just figuring out the MOST BASIC of things (“OMG I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WINDEX!”). More
Have you often thought to yourself: ‘I always think I will enjoy gumball machines more than I do?’ I do. Sure, the gumball machine seems all fun and futuristic with its round glass top (like a lightbulb, almost! A weird lightbulb!) and it’s so colorful, and full of pep, and it reminds you of childhood. And isn’t it great when the gumballs roll down the spirals? Hah! Rolling things! Fun for everyone but Sisyphus! More
Let’s face it– those 2pm drunk texts aren’t going to send themselves. They need you to “get there” before they go anywhere. More
Why do we do this? Why do I do this? Why did I write this post? So you could enjoy my photos, of course. More
