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Fashion Week makes me tired and disgruntled. So what better way to address my nagging hunger and my raging stress than with a delicious beer marshmallow? Seriously, don’t the words just make you feel peaceful? Beer marshmallow. Say it a … More
What does Lollipop Bling smell like? What, for that matter, is Lollipop Bling? We’re not entirely sure, but given the opportunity to describe it, we gave it a stab. We sprayed some in the office and asked our coworkers what they thought it smelled like (without telling them the name of the fragrance or any identifying details about it): More
The concept of making New Year’s resolutions goes as far as 153 BC with the mythical king of Rome, Janus. Janus, having two faces (not unlike most people I know), was able to reflect on the past year as well as foresee the upcoming future, and in doing so became the symbol of resolutions. It was the beginning of the New Year that Romans sought forgiveness from their enemies, exchanged gifts and also perceived the New Year as a fresh start and a clean slate of sorts. I, however, have never bought into the whole New Year’s resolution thing… as of January 1st you just get a free “do-over?” Sounds like something invented by Weight Watchers and not the Romans, if you ask me. So here’s an idea: fuck the New Year’s resolutions, you know you’re not going to stick to it anyway. Instead, use these five reasons as your excuses as to why you’re not doing that whole resolution thing… your friends will marvel at your wisdom. More
You already have plates and silverware. But what about the rest of the kitchen? Now your table can look as cute as your outfit with these potholders, honey pots, cutting boards, and more. More
Not too long ago I was performing the act of fellatio or, less eloquently, I was giving head. I had given oral to this particular person several times, and there had never been a problem. However, during this one particular incident there was a mild issue: his cum. Yes, his cum, his man juice, semen, ejaculation, whatever one wants to call it was absolutely foul and rancid. I was shocked; this had never ever been an issue. To quote Samantha from Sex and the City, “it’s never been a trip to Baskin Robbins,” but this particular, er, flavor was one for the record books. Having the type of relationship I have with this person, one of open communication and any chance to ridicule each other, I told him. When I did, a realization was made: asparagus. More
Alyssa Milano is starring in a new Lifetime movie called Sundays at Tiffany’s. The story is about a Manhattan woman named Jane (Milano) who is about to marry a popular TV actor named Hugh. However, she’s having second thoughts about whether Hugh is her dream man, and the invisible friend she had as a kid suddenly reappears in her life as a real – and hot – dude. Yes, you read that correctly: her invisible friend shows up as a real person. And then – spoiler alert! – they make out.
Implausible storyline aside, Milano is more than capable in the part, and she spoke to The Gloss about the movie, her wedding dress, and her personal style icon. More
For awhile, it seemed like cranberry juice was the best things to put on a turkey. But now Georgi Vodka has partnered with some New York City restaurants to create vodka-infused gravy. More
Scratch that. The best thing about Thanksgiving is the episode of The West Wing where President Barlet is obsessed with the Butterball Hotline. More
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When this season of Dancing with the Stars kicked out, I had a list of things I really wanted to see happen. One of them kind of did – while Bristol Palin and The Situation haven’t hooked up (yet), they did make an abstinence PSA together – but last night, something magical occurred. Jennifer Grey carried out a watermelon on stage with her at the beginning of her freestyle dance.
Let me repeat that for you.
JENNIFER GREY CARRIED A WATERMELON ON STAGE WITH HER. More
Twenty-five percent of men surveyed admitted to faking orgasms to avoid awkwardness. – Mother Nature Network
Eleven percent of Brits admit to sleeping with someone they met on Facebook. – Daily Mail
Snooki’s birthday party this weekend is being sponsored by a condom company. – Vancouver Sun
Another reason not to take nude photos of yourself. – Nerve
If you have food allergies, kissing can be fatal. Or just really unenjoyable. – Shine
Most people don’t realize that what they eat everyday WILL KILL THEM. Okay, maybe it won’t kill them, but it could. A New York Times article that recently came out about Four Loko (a popular alcohol beverage favored by young … More
Like many couples, Ben and Meredith don’t totally agree on how to spend money.