Roberto Cavalli made an amazing statement to Elle when asked why he uses so much leopard print. It’s not because leopard print is totally on-brand with his vision of darkened plains full of slutty cowgirls on safari with their legs spread. It’s because of God. Did you think it was something different? Idiot. More
I’m sure you’re all waiting with bated breath to find out what will happen with the NFL lockout saga. I know I am. More
You know the best thing about doing pilates? Saying you do pilates. I think I enjoy saying “oh, I just came from pilates” about ten times more than I’ve ever enjoyed the actual class. You know what? We could just cut out the middle man. Wear these outfits to trick people into thinking you’re a more health conscious person than you actually are More
January 16th, 2005. More
Folks, the bar for being a MILF has just been raised. At 42, Laura Vikmanis is the oldest cheerleader in NFL history, and now, she’s getting a movie made about her life story.
The Huffington Post reports that Vikmanis, a former dancer, was down in the dumps after her husband left her. Then, while attending a football game, she saw the cheerleaders on the sidelines and realized that shaking her moneymaker might be just the thing she needed to pull her out of her personal doldrums More
The only thing I want to watch on TV today is the Puppy Bowl, but I do appreciate that some people are expressing their team loyalty on their fingernails. More
This is the first time in the Superbowl’s 45 year history that there will be no cheerleaders. Rational and Asshole Jen discuss while doing some herkies. More
Yesterday, I gave you my opinion about football players who are currently facing charges of rape (I don’t think they should be allowed to play). Today, we find out that Michael Vick — he of the infamous dogfighting charges — has signed a deal to be a spokesman for sports clothing company Unequal apparel. More
As we all know, the Super Bowl is upon us. And with every Super Bowl comes the obligatory rehashing of the major players’ histories of criminal charges, or, in some cases, still-pending criminal charges. Good old-fashioned American fun!
Anyway, of course the most prominent rapist player-with-a-past to look out for this year is Ben Roethlisberger, who has a series of sexual assault charges against him, some of which have been dropped.
In my brief research about this charmer, one of the first things I came across was this gem of a sentence from writer Russell Goldman at ABC News:
“‘Big Ben’ Roethlisberger dodged prosecution earlier this week when a Georgia district attorney announced that he could not prove that the quarterback had raped a 20-year-old sorority girl in a nightclub bathroom.”
That’s right, I said it. I don’t want to watch the Super Bowl. I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL.
What I do like, though — and the primary reason I go to Super Bowl parties in the first place — is to eat delicious, unhealthy food. So along those lines, here are five very enjoyable things that I might do instead of watching the Super Bowl, that you can do too: More
You may be a five time Pro Bowl-selected football player, Kevin Williams, but that doesn’t make you exempt from having your name misspelled on your jersey. More
CMT’s reality show Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team, about choosing the members of the most famous group of cheerleaders ever, is a total guilty pleasure. However, the offscreen drama is often way more interesting than what gets shown on TV. Much of the drama on and off screen centers around Kelli Finglass, director of the DCC organization, and Judy Trammell, the DCC choreographer, since they’re the people who choose which girls make the team.
Our informant – we’ll call her Yellow Rose – gives us all the scoop on Mean Girls, body issues, and double standards in the DCC. More
Yes, it’s all very sad about what’s going on with Kendra, what with her having to live in an L.A. mansion by herself (but with her baby) for a few months while her husband makes his millions playing professional football. … More
When we heard that football player Brett Favre had sent cock shots of himself to a woman he was trying to hit on, we were grossed out. When we heard that in the shots he was wearing Crocs, we were even more grossed out. So we loved this clip from last weekend’s episode of Saturday Night Live, starring Jason Sudeikis as Brett himself: More