Amid all the fuss about Madonna‘s uninspired halftime performance and M.I.A.‘s “fuck you” to America, it would be easy to forget the terrible outfit Katy Perry wore to perform at the Superbowl’s pre-game show. But that would be a shame, because it’s one of my favorite fashion disasters so far this month! It’s terrible because it looks like a slutty football uniform, and football is a barbaric, life-ruining bloodsport. It’s also terrible because her outfit reps the Giants and the Patriots equally, and fence-sitters are cowards. Click through to see it from every ridiculous angle. More
You know those “cool girls” who are all about humoring their boyfriend by watching sports, and yet, who never seem to express any interest in sports in private? Guess what, men don’t even care. Or do they? No, seriously, they don’t. More
I was born without the sports-watching gene More
It’s a well-known fact among people who know me that I hate football. When my boyfriend revealed to me that he needed to watch “the game” while we were away on vacation this past weekend, it was like he’d torn off his human face to reveal himself to be some sort of alien/insect creature, so I promptly inserted my earplugs and started reading a book about masochism. (True story!) But the people who go to football games often wear things that showcase how much most straight dudes suck at costumes, and I think that’s funny, so here are some pictures. More
Were you aware that cocoa butter was – until RIGHT NOW – an incredibly gender specific product? More
Roberto Cavalli made an amazing statement to Elle when asked why he uses so much leopard print. It’s not because leopard print is totally on-brand with his vision of darkened plains full of slutty cowgirls on safari with their legs spread. It’s because of God. Did you think it was something different? Idiot. More
I’m sure you’re all waiting with bated breath to find out what will happen with the NFL lockout saga. I know I am. More
You know the best thing about doing pilates? Saying you do pilates. I think I enjoy saying “oh, I just came from pilates” about ten times more than I’ve ever enjoyed the actual class. You know what? We could just cut out the middle man. Wear these outfits to trick people into thinking you’re a more health conscious person than you actually are More
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Folks, the bar for being a MILF has just been raised. At 42, Laura Vikmanis is the oldest cheerleader in NFL history, and now, she’s getting a movie made about her life story.
The Huffington Post reports that Vikmanis, a former dancer, was down in the dumps after her husband left her. Then, while attending a football game, she saw the cheerleaders on the sidelines and realized that shaking her moneymaker might be just the thing she needed to pull her out of her personal doldrums More
The only thing I want to watch on TV today is the Puppy Bowl, but I do appreciate that some people are expressing their team loyalty on their fingernails. More
This is the first time in the Superbowl’s 45 year history that there will be no cheerleaders. Rational and Asshole Jen discuss while doing some herkies. More
Yesterday, I gave you my opinion about football players who are currently facing charges of rape (I don’t think they should be allowed to play). Today, we find out that Michael Vick — he of the infamous dogfighting charges — has signed a deal to be a spokesman for sports clothing company Unequal apparel. More