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Now We Have To Compete With The Vaginas Of Monsters, Too

Now We Have To Compete With The Vaginas Of Monsters, Too

Sex toy company Fleshlight has developed a Freaks line. More »

The Lads and Ladies of Literature Tell You How to Look Younger

The Lads and Ladies of Literature Tell You How to Look Younger

Dear Consultitory Characters,

I have a high school reunion coming up and I am desperately trying to look younger. I thought, who better to advise me about looks than people who, due to their fictional status, never had any? So what should I do? More »

How To Make Small Talk And Not Be Socially Inept At Parties Where You Know No One

How To Make Small Talk And Not Be Socially Inept At Parties Where You Know No One

One of our commenters suggested a post on “How to Make Small Talk And Not Be Socially Inept At Parties Where You Know No One.” Hey, commenter Sheena, thanks for letting me steal your idea which I did not ask you permission for. This is a important topic we should broach, despite the fact that we’re all cripplingly socially awkward and no one appreciates our magnificently rectangular heads.
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The Holidays Are Over For A Little While, Let’s Get Back To Normal

The Holidays Are Over For A Little While, Let's Get Back To Normal

So here is a picture of a shoe with Michael Jackson’s face on it, except they’ve sort of broken it up and turned him into Frankenmichael. It is, therefore, terrifying, and maybe a commentary on the necrotic nature of fame itself. Can’t think about it too much, have to polish off pumpkin pie remnants. Happy Sunday. - Buzzfeed More »