Sex toy company Fleshlight has developed a Freaks line. More
Dear Consultitory Characters,
I have a high school reunion coming up and I am desperately trying to look younger. I thought, who better to advise me about looks than people who, due to their fictional status, never had any? So what should I do? More
One of our commenters suggested a post on “How to Make Small Talk And Not Be Socially Inept At Parties Where You Know No One.” Hey, commenter Sheena, thanks for letting me steal your idea which I did not ask you permission for. This is a important topic we should broach, despite the fact that we’re all cripplingly socially awkward and no one appreciates our magnificently rectangular heads.
So here is a picture of a shoe with Michael Jackson’s face on it, except they’ve sort of broken it up and turned him into Frankenmichael. It is, therefore, terrifying, and maybe a commentary on the necrotic nature of fame itself. Can’t think about it too much, have to polish off pumpkin pie remnants. Happy Sunday. - Buzzfeed More