It’s like you belong in the Louvre! Except you’re human and alive and whatnot. More
My initial thoughts on watching the trailer for Blue Is The Warmest Color sidestepped the sex in favor of the hair and makeup. Both Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos are all about clear, dewy skin, windswept hair, and pouty, kissable lips. How can I, a corn fed American, get the seemingly makeup free beauty of the film’s two stars? More
You should consider making any of these sexy French recipes and then engaging in sexual congress. Vive la France! More
The first television commercial for Lady Gaga‘s groundbreaking and important scented water came out yesterday, and it seems to take advantage of the well known fact that everything sounds sexier and more poetic when translated into ze language of love. Even the back of a perfume box. Especially the back of a perfume box. More
Ladies and gentlemen, today, July 5, the bikini bathing suit turns 66 years old. T More
I think it’s been fairly well-established around these parts that Michael Fassbender is an extremely good-looking man. As a reward for getting through your Monday, why not take a look at this sexy photo shoot he did for the April issue of the French magazine Obsession? He doesn’t quite do the full Monty in these photos, but the last one is rather NSFW nonetheless. For added educational benefit, I will use the internet to attempt to translate some tidbits from the accompanying story. More
We here at The Gloss have often gazed upon Andrej Pejic‘s angelic, fine boned, boyish-yet-girlish face and thought “kid, you oughta be in pictures.” Imagine our happiness, then, that this may actually come to pass! More
The picture was taken for French Elle in 1951.
With all their combined notoriety in the fashion world, I’m sort of surprised wise dinosaur Karl Lagerfeld and fertile space monster Lady Gaga didn’t properly meet until recently. But as it turns out, they were just waiting for the proper public forum to make their meeting as epic as possible: a strange French talk show where they would be forced to communicate mainly in guttural grunts and purrs. Yes, I’m talking about French. More
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French people don’t get fat, probably because of all the running up and down in airplanes telling people to go fuck themselves. And the smoking. We always suspected it was le smoking. Apparently, a Frenchman was just arrested for disorderly conduct after smoking in an airplane bathroom. According to Stuff: More
Our friends over at The Frisky reported today on a group of French women who are protesting their right to go topless by attempting to get men at local swimming holes to put on bikini tops. The protest seems to be going well, with some men donning the tops bemusedly and others suggesting that the ladies bare their breasts in the name of equality instead. More
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