Topic: Fuck Me Walk

So I go to this gym sometimes (to balance out the smoking and drinking and being a scumbag) but I don’t think I’m getting hotter or thinner or anything because I spend most of my time there just standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirrors while sobbing (don’t tears weigh anything?). Anyway, there’s this one girl who’s always there. She’s kind of nondescript: white, a little bit tan, long-ish straight-ish blonde-ish hair, pretty fit, somewhere in her late teens or early twenties, neither bad nor great skin. Now, there are plenty of people at my gym, especially some great freaks (like the guy who wears nothing but shorts and fingerless gloves on the treadmill!) so why am I always noticing this one girl? More »