Topic: Funny

Endless Love Is So Bad That It’s Brilliant

Endless Love Is So Bad That Itâs Brilliant

The only thing I enjoy more than watching an Oscar-worthy film in theaters is watching a horribly scripted rom-com with wooden actors, cliche dialogue, bad accents, nonsensical plots and diabolical dads. So you can only imagine how much I loved watching Endless Love this week. You know what, I take that back. You can’t imagine that, because never in the history of horrible movies has a human being enjoyed a movie this much. I loved it so much that I’m tempted to march right back to that theater, steal the movie from them and take it out on a swanky Valentine’s Day Date. More »

10 Totally Effed Up Thoughts I Had Trying It In The Butt

10 Totally Effed Up Thoughts I Had Trying It In The Butt

I come across as more sexually adventurous than I really am, but much to my chagrin, my sexual proclivities lean to the prudish side. Considering my youth (a few weeks away from my 24th birthday,) I suppose I have years and years to learn how to get freaky, but as of now, I keep it vanilla. Not that I haven’t tried doing cool sex stuff–in fact, I’ve been trying to try it in the butt for ages. More »