Topic: George-Clooney

The Checklist For Being George Clooney’s Contracted Girlfriend

The Checklist For Being George Clooneyâs Contracted Girlfriend

The star-studded Monuments Men comes out in theaters this weekend and we couldn’t be more excited to watch America’s best-preserved men hang out together. (Here’s looking at you Matt Damon.) Considering that the movie stars George Clooney, we couldn’t help but start thinking about him and his face and who’s sucked his face. Well, contractually sucked his face. Yup, word on the street is that George Clooney contracts girlfriends. Allegedly, of course. As of this very moment, we have no confirmation on that. But rumor has it that if you repeat salacious gossip enough times in a row, it becomes true. So let’s make that happen! More »