DuringÂ last week’s extremely contentious Star Wars showdown, a lovely reader named Maggie suggested a F*ck Marry Kill starring… the boys of Archie comics, weirdly. So, because editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff care, we did one. Of course, Ashley has never read an Archie comic, but that’s never stopped them before. As always, if you need a refresher on how to play “Fuck, Marry, Kill,” that sure surprises us, but here’s one anyway.
Topic: George Orwell
First of all, we’re booking tickets to China right now. Second, why? We sort of got it when a Smurfs went to France (though the theme park closed after two seasons), but why China? According to the Wall Street Journal: