This week, we’re saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!! for the 4th of July and playing with three important, famous (and extremely real) Americans. American heros, if you will: first president of steez George Washington, blandly valiant comic book staple Captain America and classic outdoorsy type Davy Crockett. Washington is the most powerful, certainly–but did you know he had false teeth made of real teeth?
At various points, we discussed having a historical ceremony performed by a George Washington impersonator, getting married at sea by a crusty old sea captain according to the laws of the ocean circa 1700, and getting someone to do a secular ceremony in Latin. Maybe something from ancient Rome. These suggestions were not practical. More
Oh, you were just wearing lipstick because you thought it looked pretty? How about you’re wearing it because you really sympathize with Marie Antoinette or you don’t want to be thrown back into the insane asylum? More