Topic: Gloria-Swanson

Turbans are back. According to the Examiner, which recommends pairing a turban with some sweatpants (I imagine before you go on a brisk jog where you’ll formulate other bad ideas):

“it dates back to vintage glamour from the 1920′s, and we love a great vintage accessory come back! The 1920′s was such a classic era for fashion, therefore the turban is a great way to pay homage to the decade.”

Oddly, I notice no on is enthusiastic about the opium pipe I’ve been toting around, or my tortoiseshell diaphragm. I do not know why. I guess most of the people I encounter don’t like vintage glamor, or realize that you need a “turtle friend” in a world full of Julian Assange types.

Anyhow, let’s rate how well turbans work on different people: More »