Topic: gold

Women Are Stuck Up and Do Not Want Fake Things for Valentine’s Day

Women Are Stuck Up and Do Not Want Fake Things for Valentine's Day

I really wonder how people knew things before there were internet studies. It’s sort of like how I didn’t know anything about sex until I started taking Cosmo quizzes. Today’s study that explains everything comes via Shoprunner.com, which describes itself as “a members-only online shopping service that offers savvy consumers free shipping, free returns and exclusive deals.” They asked their members to name the worst Valentine’s Day gift they’d ever gotten. More »

Accessorize: Pippa Small Ring

Accessorize: Pippa Small Ring

Sometimes, when you look down at your finger, you want to be bombarded by not one but two large, purple stones embedded in gold. That, and I’ll add that I think a statement ring goes further than many other pieces of statement jewelry — lavishly adorning your hand is such a romantic concept.

At any rate, if any of those things ring true for you, this Pippa Small ring might be calling your name.

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Lay Some Gold Bricks

Lay Some Gold Bricks

Everybody poops, but some people poop better than others. Who? The people who take this pill which is guaranteed to turn your “innermost parts into chambers of wealth.” For only $425! There’s probably a philosophical point to be made about modern man trying to become Midas from the inside out, but I just want to think about how gold poo would look in the toilet. It would look kind of cool, and kind of creepy. Sign us up to begin defecating Scrooge McDuck style.- Consumerist More »

Fashion Disasters: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Fashion Disasters: Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

Oh, Ashlee. I remember the days when you had your own reality show and dated Wilmer Valderrama. I remember how you coyly teased the press about your alleged nose job and then had a baby with the guy from Fall Out Boy who shows his penis on the internet. And you, like your sister, are now famous for… I’m not sure. A lot of people aren’t really famous for anything, so I can’t More »