This diet will make you cry more than any movie Gwyneth Paltrow has ever been in. More
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From colored pencils that cost more than your winter utilities to a $115 plate to monogramming pricier than your rent, Gwyneth Paltrow‘s Goop Gift Guide is just as awful as you’d expect. Let’s hate-review, shall we? More
Blake Lively, as an actress, hasn’t been seen around these parts lately–her last big movie, Green Lantern, came out in 2011 (and grossed about half its budget). Since then, Lively’s kept things pretty low-key (despite marrying Ryan Reynolds), hanging out in upstate New York, and continuing to not use a stylist.
In fact, in the past year she’s done little more than threaten to launch a “lifestyle brand” and corresponding newsletter, just like everyone’s other favorite lifestyle brand/newsletter, GOOP. And also give the occasional interview about fancy ovens. More
There’s an insouciant plaid button down that’s perfect for watching other people do manual labor, and you can’t put a price on that feeling of entitlement. But they did, and it’s unbelievable. More
Wanted: Instagram intern. Must have photography MFA and be capable of taking portraits that look just like casual selfies. Ability to speak French and Spanish a plus. British accent and Oxbridge degree required. More
Gwyneth Paltrow: the Damien Hirst of the lifestyle branding world. More
Different worlds? It’s two rich blonde vegan daughters of very famous people. That’s just one world, Gwyn! More
Whatever they’re collaborating on almost can’t not be evil. More
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It sold out almost instantly. More
Gwyneth Paltrow‘s benevolence is limitless. After all, she invented GOOP to teach you how to buy vintage Hermes watches and $500 paella pans. Where would your paella be without Gwyneth Paltrow? Fucking nowhere. More
Gwyneth Paltrow has unleashed a new issue of GOOP upon the world, and you know what that means: more advice by rich people, for rich people! More
She Twitters for the rich and famous. More