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As we previously whined, coming up with a Best Dressed list from last night’s Grammys ceremony was like squeezing water from a goddamn stone.
Which brings us to the embarrassment of riches that is constructing a Worst Dressed list. We couldn’t even keep it to the standard ten! The 2013 Grammy Awards had to be one of the ugliest red carpets in recent memory… and ugly in so, so many ways.
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The 2013 Grammy Awards took place last night and few Grammys ceremonies have ever presented us with so many genuinely god awful dresses. While looking through our colleague Samantha’s fantastic live coverage of the red carpet last night, we realized two things: 1) Sam is a lot more generous than us and 2) there’s no fucking way anyone can make a reasonable best dressed list out of this caravan of nightmares.
So, we decided to reframe our usual awards ceremony post-mortem best dressed list as, simply, The Least Offensive Dressed. Let’s try our best. More
No wonder the Grammys don’t mind having Chris Brown back at the ceremony–they just think of what happened as “something unfortunate!” More
Pink has been making quite a comeback this past year! In addition to being a COVERGIRLÂ spokesperson, she has also been nominated for a Grammy for her album The Truth About Love. And one thing we can always count on is … More
A moment of silence for J. Lo’s Versace dress. More
Remember when Adele went to the Grammys this year and fucking killed it? More
Miranda Lambert caught a shitstorm after the Grammys, not because she messed up, or lost, or won, but because she dared to tweet something against Chris Brown’s two wins. More
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Have you ever heard of Sasha? The Russian (aspiring) pop singer–full name Sasha Gradiva–showed up at last night’s Grammy Awards and kind of out Gaga’ed Lady Gaga in a loosely draped, pale pink gown embellished with an armpiece made of guns. More
The 2012 Grammys happened last night–Adele won everything, Jennifer Hudson paid tribute to Whitney Houston with “I Will Always Love You,” Chris Brown was allowed to perform twice and a whole lot of hideous dresses came down the red carpet (wait till you see Fergie!). Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Rihanna, even Paris Hilton looking good (?!) ahead. More
You sing along with her in the shower.
Roberto Cavalli made an amazing statement to Elle when asked why he uses so much leopard print. It’s not because leopard print is totally on-brand with his vision of darkened plains full of slutty cowgirls on safari with their legs spread. It’s because of God. Did you think it was something different? Idiot. More
Although we can’t rely on the Grammys for 1) good taste, 2) discretion, 3) subtlety, 4) genuine style, or 5) relevance, we can absolutely rely on the Grammys for heinously ugly outfits, tacky minidresses and terrible decisions. Which is to say, there’s a red carpet there and Kim Kardashian will show up. But wait! There’s more! More
