In honor of my toothbrush’s surprise this morning. More
The gum industry is in trouble because young people have stopped chewing it. Thank God. Now maybe it will go away forever. More
This post brought to you by our friends at Gurl.
Everyone hasÂ guilty pleasuresÂ andÂ bad habits, thatâ€™s part of being human. IÂ crackÂ my knuckles, neck and back like 500 times a day.Â I drink a probablyÂ unhealthyÂ amount of coffeeÂ on a regular basis.Â I wearÂ leggingsÂ way too oftenÂ before washing them. These things arenâ€™t soÂ bad. More
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what Iâ€™ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor sorority girls with vindictive tendencies. More
I was clicking about the internet looking for some news when I happened upon this gem of a post entitled “There Are Plenty Of Twitter Users Who FInd Their Cousins Hot.” It’s just what the doctor ordered for an SVU fan with twisted curiosities. More
Happy 18th birthday toÂ Kendall Jenner!Â As expected, Kendallâ€™s birthday prompted plenty of sweet tweets from her fans wishing her an absolutely splendid day. It also prompted plenty of people to express their excitement over the fact that itâ€™s now legal for them to have sex with her. These tweets ranged from â€śwink wink, nudge nudgeâ€ť style references to her sisterÂ Kim Kardashianâ€™sÂ sex tape to very candid confessions about wanting to partake in all the sex with her. I combed through a lot of these tweets and chose a few of the perviest in the bunch for your reading pleasure and/or horror. Enjoy. More
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS WTFWTFWTF. More
For those of you who are disturbed by teeth, meet Concave Oblivion–an Etsy jewelry shop based in LA that delivers nothing but nightmares to your door. More
Sometimes we write about stuff to which the only logical response is, “Why is this happening?” The problem with working on the internet is that the answer is almost always, “Because the world is a dark place and goodness only exists in small, obscure amounts.”
…Today, we bring you the 2013 Ladies of Manure Calendar, which features bikini-clad ladies laughing and smiling and lounging around in piles of excrement. For theÂ environment! More
Yesterday morning, Hathaway went on the Today Show to promote Les Mis and, unsurprisingly, host Matt Lauer brought her accidental crotch flash… in the grossest way possible. More