Also, did you grow up on The Nanny? Remember Grace Sheffield? She was played by Madeline Zima. She looked like this: More
As I get older, I think more and more, that, providing your parents weren’t awful, what’s so bad about turning into your parents? More
Oh life! How I love thee! More
For the past week, I’ve tried to eat only food I prepared. More
This week, I am eating only food I prepare. This week isn’t as rough as I thought it was going to be, honestly. More
This week I’m only eating food I prepare myself. This week is going to be rough. More
As I’ve checked things off of my list during this project, I’ve had ample time to wonder what being thirty is all about. More
So. You’ve been with your partner for one month, and now, awkwardly, it’s almost Christmas. (Sorry, fellow chosens, I didn’t get this up in time for Hanukkah. I’m sure you figured something out.) What are you supposed to doooo? Do you get him or her a gift? Will that seem clingy? If you don’t, will you seem like the murderer of Christmas joy?
Well, here’s a little advice: first of all, settle the fuck down. If you’re dating someone who is even somewhat emotionally grown up, getting them a small gift for a holiday isn’t going to cause them to pass full-scale and irrevocable judgment on you. Besides, they’ve probably been busy pondering the same question about what to get you. And at the end of the day, giving someone something is always nice. More
I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I just got back from the dentist. I know, I know — I totally have my shit together. My teeth right now are squeaky clean, polished and scraped free of plaque. Also, … More
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When I was a kid, I had an obsession with these perfume spray bottles. They just seemed so glamorous, so feminine, so grown-up. I promised myself that I would own several, perched atop a glass tray, in the massive third … More