Hey, betches! Sofia Coppola‘s The Bling Ring premieres at Cannes today! The film, which stars Emma Watson as the Worst, is based on a true story about a group of shallow people who robbed rich and famous shallow people. Zeitgeisty!
Anyway, guess what that means? Horrible early/mid ’00s fashion is back! Did you miss whiskered jeans? Louis Vuitton Murakami bags? Purse dogs? Ever-present Frappuccinos? Unapologetic venality? Paris Hilton being marginally relevant?
Hopefully you didn’t. But let’s take a stroll down the worst kind of memory lane with our carefully considered Bling Ring-inspired shopping guide. More
Apparently people who can spend thousands of dollars on ostrich skin skirts and blue velvet smoking jackets have a pretty laissez-faire attitude about drug use! Huh. More
Successful sports writer and author of Friday Night Lights, Buzz Bissinger (above) recently filed a stunning, fascinating piece for GQ‘s April issue, in which he recounts the extent of his shopping addiction. And when we say shopping addiction, we don’t mean “owning more than two pairs of leather shorts,” we mean “Between 2010 ad 2012, [he] spent $587,412.97 on clothes.” More
Human bodies don’t look like this–and we don’t mean that in that asinine “real women have curves” way; we mean holy shit, human bodies aren’t usually indented where the ass has been ritualistically pruned away by a retoucher. More
It’s art, though, guys. More
We recently mentioned how strange and surreal and completely unsurprising it is that Olivia Wilde: Famously Beautiful Actress feels she’s not pretty enough for cool, smart, funny dudes like Jason Sudeikis.
Today, the strange, surreal, unsurprising-ness continues. More
If we designed clothes, we wouldn’t want Kim Kardashian wearing them either. More
Gucci selected Karmen Pedaru, Joan Smalls, Nadja Bender, Janis Ancens & Baptiste Radufe as the collection of genetically gifted people to star in the Resort 2013 campaign.
But which one did they maul with Photoshop? More
It’s time for the final installment of Twilight and everyone to move on from this mess. Here’s the cast–including Kristen Stewart, Kristen Stewart’s Ass, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene, Dakota Fanning and many more–looking fancy and wistful in their shiny neutral finest on the red carpet last night. Also, was there a single (completely) successful look in the whole bunch? More
Blake Lively‘s first video spot for Gucci Premiere perfume is here, and despite only being 30 seconds long, it gives us much to ponder. More
It’s hot as a motherfucker out here in L.A., and not only that — it’s a desert. More
Did no one vet this? More
Come on, she’s married to the guy who owns Yves Saint Laurent and Alexander McQueen, just to name a few. She can do better than this. More
If this isn’t the nadir of a good-thing-turned-unfortunate-fad, we don’t know what is. More