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Yesterday, New York Times food critic Pete Wells ripped another asshole in the many assholes of the giant 500-seat distended anus that is Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar, the first New York City restaurant venture from celebrity chef and human version of an Ed Hardy shirt, Guy Fieri. More
You already know about the Kentucky Derby‘s many silly hats… but did you know about all the nightmare shit that went down this weekend in Louisville? Guy Fieri was even there! More
I’m supposed to tell you this isn’t really safe for work, because you can see the base of someone’s nipple. However, unless you work in a church (in the 1800s) no one is going to confuse this for inappropriately sexy stuff. More
Disney is celebrating the upcoming release of TRON: Legacy by commissioning some designers to create a lavish TRON-inspired collection of gadgets, apparel and accessories. This is funny for a couple reasons: 1) probably no one loves TRON enough to dress in TRON-inspired garb on any day excepting Halloween, 2) the only people I know who love TRON enough to even consider buying this stuff are nerds and, historically, nerds–especially science fiction nerds–wouldn’t drop $500 on fine leather handbags. But no matter! Up ahead is a slide show of the most baffling pieces birthed by the Disney collaboration. More
