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So it’s year end wrap-up time and this time we need to be really frank: 2012 wasn’t exactly a banner year for red carpet dressing. More
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So it’s year end wrap-up time and this time we need to be really frank: 2012 wasn’t exactly a banner year for red carpet dressing. More
Let’s talk about capes, ladies. More
Does your apartment lack a certain pretentious blonde element? Do you regularly wish you could have somebody to go shopping for $90 white t-shirts with? Is Mick Jagger harassing you lately and you wish he’d just GOOP off? More
I tried on a leather dress once; I looked like a blow-up doll being slowly swallowed by an anaconda. More
I’m not really excited about this, because, once the white shoes start, it seems like a mere porcelain-footed skip and a jump to permed hair and endless repetitions of Phil Collins songs. And then cell phones will get massive and we will all have to drink Tang. More
Michael Kors was honored with a lifetime achievement at last night’s Golden Heart Gala in New York City, so naturally a bunch of very fancy people came out to support him, wearing their Kors finest. Check out Gwyneth Paltrow (in his Spring 2013 collection’s first red carpet outing), some metallics trending on Olivia Munn, plus models like Karolina Kurkova, Brooklyn Decker, Chanel Iman, and more. More
In the whitest, blondest thing to ever happen in the world, Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz recorded a rap to honor Chelsea Handler moving into a new studio. More
This is actually quite strange, because so many famous people are terminally anxious about wearing the same dresses (or even similar dresses)–especially after a dress has become widely associated with one person. More
People has bestowed its list of the best dressed women of 2012 upon the world and the victor is… Gwyneth Paltrow. The rest of their list follows, with predictable choices (Diane Kruger, Emma Stone), a few surprise omissions (Jessica Chastain seems up their alley) and… and the Kardashian sisters, you guys. More
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Look, I’d go see Great Expectations if it was being performed in Aramaic by sock puppets, that’s how much I love it. But, that said, I am a pretty big fan of Alfonso Cuarón’s 1998 adaptation, starring Ethan Hawke and a big eyed Gwyneth Paltrow kissing in the rain and dancing and Anne Bancroft. Especially Anne Bancroft. Anne Bancroft is her own thing, like dancing in the rain. I also think that Great Expectations is, curiously, one of Dicken’s more modern, accessible novels, so it was a really good one to update. Though I think Great Expectations would make a great sic-fi adaptation with a clone army, but that is beside the point.
That said, I love, love, love Helena Bonham Carter so I’m excited to see how she’ll do in the upcoming version. Really, I think she’s the kind of person who was born to play Miss Havisham. And while the upcoming version is set in the past that means it will have historical costumes. I’m going to show the trailers for both. You tell me which version looks better. This is all on you, now: More
Stop the presses! Someone has out-GOOP-ed Gwyneth! More
Granted, it’s not as strange as her Coach campaign–in which the actress’ expression seemed to scream, “Are these what the poor call handbags?” More
Gwyneth Paltrow‘s benevolence is limitless. After all, she invented GOOP to teach you how to buy vintage Hermes watches and $500 paella pans. Where would your paella be without Gwyneth Paltrow? Fucking nowhere. More
Usually, when an actress wears such a memorable dress to a red carpet event, other famous women won’t go near it. Of course, we’d bet $10 that KK is actively trolling for Who Wore It Best-style coverage, so ask and ye shall receive. More